Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-09-29 | Page 26 | Main Street

V I i IV t I I r S mm mmA A Siamese Sia in i San Francisco Fran Fran- Fran Fran- Cisco has haa created quite a stir cUr be be ba- cause cault h he raises raisel butterflies That's That nothing You should see aee what loma some somo of J our modern moth mothers rs are raising 9 W WANDERERS ANDER S SONG Tho Tilt sea Is is tossing restlessly And sings a R. mournful 11 sonTh song son Th road Is dancing n oer o'er the hill bill 1 And nd c calls a gay l- l Come on on Tho gypsy heart al and all l gypsy feet teet Of me eves ever roam With blue above n-bovo and earth Rrth pelo below I do donot not need a R. home MISSOURI CHARLIE ww J OH YEAH 1 There are fire are drunkards In no Germa Germay Germany Ger Ger- ma may many J says saya a a. MOWS Well cU they ought to try prohibition A w IKE Helpful Household ld t Hints Hint One of ot the best est ways says to put to tot t use s w party dr dresses is to put two of ot them together and uso use them for tor z a n. pen wiper CONSE CONSERVATIVE V x A correspondent writes to suggest that Salt Lake motorists motorist should adopt the ther g golden Iden rule and We wo w want nt to know cant can't they do enough damage with nickel bumpers and tin fenders fender 7 S Revised History r of America s When Main lain Street t started this masterful human document It an announced announced an- an flounced that th the thc entire history would be ba profusely illustrated d for far forthe the benefit of ot those who couldn't read Du Due t to ta the laziness of t our own special lal engraver cn and a a condition condition condition condi condi- tion Int into which our artist got got himself him him- self without our permission permission even even though the tho author was along at the time time Main Main Street has been unable na le leto to illustrate the hl history tory as it would otherwise other have hav done However How tho illustrations are all aU ready now and so 80 as not to dis disappoint dis- dis appoint f anyone they are nrc being of offered offered of- of today for tor consumption Here they the are are Christopher I r Columbus is' is J I II I r received ive by Queen Isabella I it I Que Queen lw Izzie- Izzie agrees agrees to hock k ti tho family gems to aid Chris Chri on his l way vay Queen bids bid C Columbus a farewell while no one ono on I ct l il The Tha bo boys start for America J I. S The entire American peo people l. l turn turnout out ot to tb give iye Columbus and his m men mena n na a warm welcome welcom Che Cheering ChOring ring throngs gathered a eted to II watch wat h Columbus and nd his his' men es escorted ea- ea carted to the city hall hail where they w were r presented ded the keys to the city 1 I 0 1 Misi Mi America Pays pay her respect t n O note noto how much cli ch he lot lost on the tho trip AWn Alls w well weli ll that ends in a a. final out fade d clinch TEX rix X SMITH