Show 4 4 o TRAFFIC COURT PROVIDES PROVIDE'S PROVIDES LAUGHS 4 tl I Io WASHINGTON Nov 13 NEA Service Washingtonians dont don't have to pay put ticket money for vaudeville shows Vh Whenever they want laughs and entertainment they can drop in to the town traffic court More good comedy acts are uncorked uncorked un un- corked there per day than are unleashed unleashed unleashed un un- un- un leashed on any vaudeville Inthe in inthe inthe the country per se season son Here is one days day's crop I A hearse driver was charged with speeding Five dollars said the Judge Conditions are are pretty bad when a am aman aman m man n cant can't get away from the fast life even by dying A A. young young man was charged with parking overtime It was this this' wa way Judge he explained ex ex- ex- ex My wife left the car in front of my office thinking I wanted wanted wanted want want- ed to use it it I didn't had left It there and thought she h had hd d It It was Just a misunderstanding see see Isee said the Judge The misunderstanding mis- mis understanding Will cost you ou and your wife 50 60 cents each each fine fine one dollar And youre you're lucky a mIsunderstanding misunderstanding standing with your wife didn't cost you more than that Over in the divorce court the they often cost thousands thousands' thou thou- sands sands' A woman was charged with leavIng leaving leaving leav leav- ing her car In a parking no-parking zone But she explained I left my I girl chum at the wheel whee Yes said the judge but when the officer told your girl chum to move the car away she told tod him she couldn't drive I know it said the woman but butis is LJ it my fault if she's dumb enough to mal make e an admission like that i This pan Juan said the arresting I officer drove over a safety zone almost ran over a pedestrian a-pedestrian narrowly narrowly narrowly nar nar- missed hitting bittIng another car and started the wrong way up a way one-way street That sounds bad said the I Judge What have you ou to say I about it Well Vell said the defendant I Isawa saw sawa I Ia a girl in a tight skirt climbing on ona ona ona a street car and I looked at her instead of looking where I was going J I plead guilty but ask len len- lency What would you have done in tn my place Dont ask embarrassing questions questions questions ques ques- said the Judge Sentence suspended S A man was charged with speedIng speedIng speeding speed speed- ing thirty miles miles' an hour You must have been in a hurr hurry said the judge Was Vas it an important important im important im- im j engagement It was said the man Was as it worth five dollars to you to keep It was as I good said the Judge because that's what it will cost costOU you OU Im I'm glad you got your mone moneys money's s worth I |