Show I 1 And Still She Is I I II I Cheerful and Happy i I By THE TELEPHONE GIRL I ISay Say people peaple this responsibility I took II I upon myself of giving out Information to ta I Salt Lakes Lake's many ball bail fan fans which I am amI Informed by the sporting editor Is the proper name for far men who neglect their I I wives business and even drinking to learn more mare about baseball Is sure some class I If you yau like ilke excitement just take a telephone tele phone girls girl's position for far about three or four flOur minutes some time during the first game of af a worlds world's series or lOr a Salt Lake Lake- I Vernon Vernan contest and I am sure you yau will agree with me when I say that It Is class Even at that It proves a very tedious Job at times but about the time I I I. I begin to get aggravated something real spicy happens that gives me a little more mare life lite and then I am good for far another hour haul IlOr j I jor I or lOr so i ia ik iw Take k for I Instance s n Friday I when n we we I il nm m w were having a g our dally daily rain s some man j I I came to t the phone h and In g great haste i edt aa wanted to a know a how the f first st game came out aut at Los Las Angeles I told Film him that they did not nat play account of af wet grounds he said I have might known they could not play when It has been raining all ali d day like this Another fellow called from fram a terribly noisy place and although I dont don't know I much Ill I'll bet I can tell where he called me from fram for far I heard some same one shout Give me the same It was a week little voice valce that was anthe on an I the other ather end of af the phone phane and asked as politely as one could wish Would you be so se kind as to tell me methe methe I the results of af the first game In the worlds world's series e between tile the Brooklyn Nationals I II for Irn and the Boston Americans e I told him of af course but In rather a shorter way I really felt sorry for far him I for It hurt me to ta think that such a nice fellow should be classed as a baseball fan In my opinion the owner owner of at that girlish voice valce is Is not nat much Interested In baseball and probably prefers croquet tennis cards orsome dear deal sweet gentle I loving laving game Another man came to the phone and shouted f Give me the score Which h score do da you yau wish please Tho The Red Sox Sox- Sox Dodgers score scare what do de you yau think I wanted Of course I had to ta tell him for far I have te eat but I sure would like to ta tell some same of these said fans what I think of them Some Same time ago the Bees lost a game same to ta the Beavers at In the eleventh I Inning by a score score scare of 4 to 3 and one man who had been calling every three minutes for tal two hours went up In the air all when I told him the result I I do not know o Ir tlde whether e It would have c helped el d out a athe any If t the players could have heard his opinion of them but I know It did not do me any good The language he used I dont don't think could be found In the dictionary for It was terrible Some of the fans farget forget forget for for- get that I do da not nat use the same vocabulary they they they-do do do even If I am acquainted with authe all au the words wards Some Same of our IOUI visitors from the farm have already got the fever for some called me and said Hello Hella Hello Hella is Is' Is that you Well say have ya got gat that er score scare of baseball What Did you yau say yes Well what the Whoever It was did not give me a chance to tell him before he became peeved and hung up bec because I would not nat answer him Another call came from a fat man the theother theother other othel day I never missed my guess on ona ona ona a fat man In my life and I know this fellow was was' fat for he m muttered as though he was a long lang way from the Phone m Whew Its It's hot hat In here as 1 I answered the call cali I told him that the New York Giants won wan their game making twenty-six twenty straight whatever that means and he chuckled Ats the girlie which Is of course another tip that he was wa a fat man And they tell me that before the worlds world's series Is over aver they may tose tse e what little I cense sense they have so gO If I Vve ive ve through It I Ill I'll not nat r be the same girl I |