Show I I I 1 Help Wanted I ItE I By HERBERT KAUFMAN SE tE of Americas America's leading railroads which constantly exploits advertising t its efficiency through newspaper and periodical Su backs pamphlets etc ete requires the the immediate services of aan a an whose sense of proportion will lc lead d him t to an investigation of r disregarded by the 1 man- man curacies accuracies and inadequacies at present ement for the display of thoroughness I He will find fertile ground which demand c cla fong the of the many matly of Ong ng time tables system trams trains through rams it gon tion on important points as though upon such decidedly without change of revelers to reach their destinations now desiring and ata at where e literature ft rs disco discover the company's cannot from er to I his hand luggage feat ha a t hour they will be dumped off with loads of Rait alt Connections to n corrects correct ft S Surely r ly there exists an individual of sufficient genius s asinine production of schedules the hundred million I We likewise dare to hope that among master min 3 d dich found a 3 ni aster I ens of f this republic there will yet b be e the c clocks In m thee the fech Ich will solve the problem of synchronizing I Ie were re- re ie e terminal of the road Three different varied timepieces from the others fitly noted in the train shed each of which several everal minutes Ea Exactness actress tn is not not t anto an I Ve We continue to be a helter hetter people eXist and rican trait Opportunities for wide awaKe I persist wh wherever rever we we re look provided look provided we think and look at the same time If the most efficient enterprise on the continent cant can't make prop proper r time tables or keep its clocks clock straight one shudders to think of the bungles and blunders which must characterize lesser busi busi- nesses There are always chances to improve everything take everything take one of them Copyright 1916 by Herbert Kaufman Great Britain and all other rights reserved |