Salt Lake Telegram | 1916-10-08 | Page 16 | Column of Strays

Column of 01 Str i IT rn Ibe II li II lI IhU Una ha Ui u. Cradlebaugh rs SPEEDING a f l sorta rushing t can Like Mother Made Mad I it th lh lhand l and only name of a los of ot par parkina put l kin kin kin-a a sort o of twin sister slater to V pumpkin now on the local market marke markeS tOil S a li It soun sounds lK so au very cry classy and high I But Dut Is j just ano another er name for Cor pump amp pie pic am I I Editors Editor Column of oC Strays To decide a I bet will you g give ve the correct pronunciation ot of yal 81 HI ill I Dear JUl Mr We ar are areT i cert certain n about the accent It it Is elt elton eitl elthon on the ultima the penult or lh penult penult but but the word is pronoun pronoun as follows p sl m mIf II cm I If Boston pitchers wooli wool wot i I practice on B Boston oston sr st ee e ethey I they would b be in invincible p 4 t F t DAILY THOUGHT I a d' d We all look back in the tile past 3 and see seed 1 d z What miserable fools we used to be H d Dut But show me the man and aad 4 Ill I'll give you a limo fl 1 Who thinks hes he's a fool at thed the d' d present time d C. C C E E. E Ei I IC 3 3 4 d 4 4 For those thOS an anxious io to dis something we suggest the I discovering sugar in som sorri these restaurant pies that more expensive because of t I increase in the cost of sugar sugar Weevils grasshoppers sparrows spar rows and rabbits declared I b U U. U A. A C. C experts to be pests In Utah To which we h hH has hasten ten to add one II The man who manages manage b hi projecting elb elbows ws to OCCUR Continued on page 6 5 a I STRAYS STRAYS' Continued from page 4 three seats at a crowded lunch counter t r- r n si I TK We were going to write something funny about T. T R. R and Taft Then we remembered the old Roman Injunction injunction tion Speak no Do ill m o of the the dead r. r i JK Get your handkerchiefs Stray Columns Column's Columns Column's Columns Column's Col Col- customers Sad news Is with f us Gertie Gertle Jones Is about to retire Listen to this somber letter we received received received re re- re- re yesterday Editors Stray Column It is more difficult to support admiration admiration ad ad- than to arouse it Since Since you opened your columns to my poetry Imar I have received so many offers of m marriage marriage marriage mar mar- I feel I must retire into obscurity obscurity ob ob- ob again 1 I am inclosing my final poem poem poem-a a translation I can see tears in your eyes as you read this sad sadI I news better so etc Farewell Farewell Fare Fare- well MISS GERTIE JONES Signed Here is It