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Show - A Line o Type or Two 'T.iy ce qv.Q vouUt.is. " 1 : By B. L. T. A n-.erch.irit in Pavetmort includes in l-.is advert ised at traotion.s, "Comfortable seats for reople waiting for street iars." I Thouch.tfu, in view of transportation eon-i eon-i ditions. Oots or foldm beds would be j c cn better. Have you noticed how vo.d of quotations quota-tions th.e president's addresses are? They ! would be bettered, we think, by a few ap: j lines drawn from ih.e poets. When nd- dressing the oon cress on the prosnie stib-! stib-! .nut of butter ami eccs he m'.c n l-.a e i hc-hteaed the ras-sase witli Oalerleys re-fra.n. re-fra.n. "Gutter and tecs and a pound of i h.L e so.' Here's Hovr! (From the Nauvoo Kv.st'.er.) John Rarleycorn h.as been dead over a j mam;!-! now, and there is not a sii:n of ! resurrection. ! The drouth was broken Thursday cve- rAv.g at o'eloek. Som,e notion of the deprivation caused : by tie actors' strike is cornered by the I anno.meement that amonc the pin s interrupted in-terrupted wsj "Nmhtio Nieht." "i.,stcn, lxster," and "Oh, What a Girl." A Wheeze From Fundi. TVe hear that th.e force of habit is so dec;uy imtiiled in on Renter that no ''u'r does h.e enter h.is bam than he pulls out th.e bath-pa:?. "Our men believe thov l.a o come to a r.ew day." sa a Mr. Plumb. There is trronnd for their belief. Put there is a .Krerudi proverb which says th.at we should wait until mcht before we praise the cay. Boy, F3ge Charles G. D. Roberts! tFrom the I.akota American.) Mr. and Mrs. Henry (. ioh.ammor and Mr. and Mrs. lUmma n Gold a miner spent Sunday at the Peii's Lake ehautauo.ua. Howdy! 1'p and down tl.e motmtain, wherever you may c If on meet a slrancer. Or anone ou know. It's "Howdy," "Howtiy," with a smile, Morumc. noon, and niclit; "1 bawdy." shortenmp every mile, u; m? life a h-at. When we pit to heaven, Or any other iace, I pray we pet a Lteetmp 1-la.f as fu'd o' .i-ra. p; A "ilowdv'." "Howdy. ' same as here. From 1-v.eryeno we meet. Anv hfe were r'.easant, lioarms word so swaet. LAl'KA i LACK Rl'K.N. Wahand, Term. Boston's r.ew- bull dine at th.e 700 will Louse all members of the cat famuv, m-cliaLjig. m-cliaLjig. fas th.e lleraid. 'heopards. ja-puaiis. ja-puaiis. laucelots. etc." The htiicelot i? perh.ars the most mteresr.nc. it is a m.emher of th.e eameiot famdy. 'On Our Rigt.t Sir: P th.e a ea demy's rubberneck w-.a.con r.eeds a m.e:;a; h.ot.e artist cor.siler Mr. C. Se;ia. You w 1 ii f md h;m w 1 it.r.g: voetry f, r tl.e Shrew port Journal. J. M H. P. The Poet AfJiu as Prophet. (Fiom Herman's "Id Pan de Jouyence," p ; Siffrm emisarv of t'e Prussian ct,. peter, after di.nku.p of 1 .e numtc water: ":etoi' he;o:: liarc. h.nn. -.h.i.ct: nussih'.e to us in order to make t..eni lo j what we wish. Gi. :.e-:vM'i y ! Sen t inu-ntal- " . sohitam: The p.-.h:iers are too kmd- h. eart.-d; our men knew how to k;:h but r.ot how 'e n u.-t b..rn ad. th.o :hi.s. Ian-- all the m.i.e ird abitams. th.at w.il h.u.c.i-r th.ein .n ,.e;er.du..c t.,em- "I'r'sor.i rs! 1 o we roa1i?.e Ihtit tV.ev tie mah.nc pr.se:-, rs of ; eop e woo ,h :'. rd ihfi-Mh.b? Tht-y 0. J..1 ad to be s.-.ot. " 'ehu k.nd mt. ha- mercy on mv has-I has-I baud, who has t '-.t .-.: ened a Ihcs.r wit!i I h..- .-hue ' ''ery w. ll, m' t:ood wonu-i:., : w.;i mav feel p-rri.t, eerlaui tlu.t our lu- :i'm1 will be hm.:.' (Me bursts out 'The' t'-rf 1 like n'Miit iho Bavarian is the rr:.i:::.t wiln w ha h he sh.oois. lie 1 ;r .a"; j-.o- e.uu'. ; e eioe.-n't wail to s, (-wfi.ur (-wfi.ur iiioj'ie fio.i.c 10 f.re on ham, he H'ue naist be as -elite as possible up to I tl e hiM Men of the .;.. 1 ows; hut iHie must j hare. eh. how s.dt 01. r sohbris are! If ' 1 h..ol a comma n.'i 1 know -w ! a t I should. I do. If sonte r f i: e c . haprers, d to fid mto I my ban. Is 1 s av,d..i rei.ee them of tl e.r j eow .,ud eveMlh.m; ele t...tt they w, r.te.i to carry awa', aeeuse i!ii"ii of !,.e ;: st.u. n th.e tham:s ami haidnn tluun m the J "War m est be make as cruel as possible. possi-ble. Fe. l:u ? Wlint a r.dnciucus uira ! ,-'11 sh.oot. we'll hmc. we'll bum ".01 tr.at has V.:u i-ei.ol a few tui.es the inhabitants in-habitants w ; 1 bt-hav e more leaso;aihl r-'iuahy if our s.u hs lae d.scod ct th- "U hnt a delieioup s'etut 1 It smells Lhe fried o; ions. on e l r.e nvts mast ha e :i ba en ronsltd m th.hr hou.-es '' ! Did She? j (Finn the Ps M-ines Piu: i s ( r. ! Proii s o r aid Mrs. Jo-iph Stcopan have J had as ih.ir p. .est tht ir mo e, M.s.s Har- ! Mi I KelCia-m Lo lliii. j It iir'. :.";. ,J in r. l-.rnr.Tc '.v. p:ir- i:i:i: ni. th..! N. il ro,,M no. r a,1 or A v-;.1 " lr,.,l 11.', ,1 rt.. .1. "N"- .! . h.-r n.rfc." lv.il Noil K:n-. I luni,..:i, .'. if not 111.' s. ! 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