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Show j Open tho week with a bie boost. i Again the Balkan war cloud. HI '4' - Help tho cood ministers to do "A ;;.B man's Job." j i Cheer up, and the world cheers. up y with you. ' And look at tho splendid building , record of Zipping Zionl ' London is ruhber mad, says a cable- ;-j j gram. It should join the rubber band) ' y 1 0 course it is not with any ovil iu- '. ji1; Tent thai the hen is nowr laying for us. '-.Sj 'So ho "Black Hand" has turned up iu Salt Lake. Just one thing to do 'r cut it off. j .Tames A. Patten of wheat corner "I fame is not overjoyed at his reception 'J ; by tho Englishmen. i . "j Mr. Rockefeller's desire to be remcm- ' '! bored will undoubtedly be gratiuod in j more ways than one. lH ; -It isn't altogether impossible that . 1 Mr. Pinehot's attoruey may yet turn j'1 out to be a pickled Pepper. H 'Hii tfjj But it appears to bo about all they 7'j can do to keep the pirty from falling 'I ! to pieces before Teddy comes home. '-1 '. ,-jt It is to be about tho very best ever i Kpcaking of the big Connor banquet to .1; ! be held at the Atiditorium on Thursday 'jj j evening a And the reason why wc don't havo !j ; better weather than wo arc now enjoy- 1 J , ing is because the good Lord doesn't jj ; make any better. i Whilo in most; things it is desirable jj: ' to havo things plainh' set forth, in the matter of tho long hatpin it. fs better , io hido the point. Another citizen of Zion has invented .ijl'j an airship; but most of us will be pcr- 'Mi fectiy satisfied with his determination io try it out himself. S i . -. j i Hro Chief Glorc has ordered his men ' I Pctico climbing the skyscrapers. !j i In other words, ho v.-auts them to take H, r; j oxcrciso on a high scale. ;! - u Paulhan mado a fizzle of his proposed 1 1 aerial flight in JJcw York. At this !i I ralo ho will not bo invited to play j r any return engagemnts. H' A Memphis man advertised that he .1 . would sell his soul for a job. "When a t; man wants io work as bad as .that he ,i j i 'certainly should get the job. t j ; - : -: The committoo investigating Ballin- H, 1 , ger and Piu,chot are said io havo become ';: tired of the thing. Tho remainder of 4 j the country beat the committee to it by ; i Evcral laps. ' .jj:'1 "Women Suffragists of New York arc H' ! i ' said to be rjuarreling among themselves, ' 7 i n which they are merely following the ; J examples set them by their men friends H- j of both parties. 11 Although thero'are some mighty di3- ' ju I agrecablb disclosures being made in that jj I Ballinger-Pinchot controversy, it will bo ( ml worth while it' the evils exposed shall be afterwards remedied. ? ,vif President Taft is reported to bo uu- ' , ; V ablo to sco his way clear to interfcro j in the creat struggle at Philadelphia. Prom all accounts he already has about nil the fight on his hands that he is ablo to take caro of. |