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Show ' " Be sure you arc to the right, then go It j l'C''l- M f. ill; : v, ' "Up! Awake, ye defcudcrs of Zion! " r'i r! : A Yes, today is the time to do all you SI! Voan for Zipping Zion. 5 M Real estate men will now understand jfojl i 7!Eliat. the church is not in their buai- ( jili ! 1 CSS' -.v understand that, the gist, of Mr. jffl j .-Bryan's speech of acceptance was "Tell jpj ' I jjinc something new." f I Seo Webster: "Boost. To lift or Ifrf IIk '.piish from hchiml one who is endeavor- li Ift'lfiSl -iinz to climb; to push up.' i S" I " "Political heads to see President," r reads a news heading. NaturalK if , lthoy don't waut to be lopped off. 5 111 i , 'nc greatest tax upon telephones In o is usualb the language resulting from 5 IfK'llir fC'cntral's announcement that the line is 111 toV ii ! Visitors to the city are ashed to hind- V, W ', ly look upon one face on- of the tern- I If plo block wall. Please to don't walk f If ; -around the block. fl J.? 1 However, you will observe that, not- fi i "jTrithstanding their belief and teaching, jfc -., prohibitionists would like to have. you jfc r;l cnow of their proceedings in "full.,, 1 jei j jj j Knowing how fond Elder Brigham II. v II In Roberts is of giving utleranco to his t pi I i( p!cVs' wc ,lavc sincere sympathy with ' V: Tpiiri in lus hierarchically-imposed si- I 11 ' A fence. ii ',v J : '-When' it comes to "chapter and F.: 5 ' verse," tho Descret News desires you - k Ho understand that its own "interpro- ; '. Jiaiion" of its own utterance is that tho ? jllorald said if.. ti ' it 'f: r I They say that burglaries and hold- l' ; ups are somewhat frequent these days. (' , jit is also understood that Prophet Jo- !; 1 Cseph F. Smith is still doing business at ; 'Hhc same old tithing stand. H :tt Tako -would like to have the Na- ' .tjonal encampment of the Grand Annv il rnicteraus, because there is nothing that j j idocs Salt Lake's heart quite so much 'good as to add a few years to the lives f j 1 of good men. ' ' j' I -i ' If Prophet-Joseph P. Smith should 'if ail to make a succes at tho real nstato ; i business, we have no doubt that he will jj: ' - ,;Still N0ic reasonably safe under the as- I , , 'suranco that ".Nry Son lyln, could , ' ' Jjarn at least a dollar a day at digging j' J 0jost holes. I, ! V-.V ' ''.' , f . No; we have no information with re- li J r ! . speft to the size of Apostle-Senator k-H Smoot's campaign contribution. But irj i -when next -we have access to the tithing r iaccounls we will give out the desired S ' ii' i 1 information with abundant regard for S 'V ' l ' v 'llic duty. of fi public journal. i : ; Whilo no goorl IMornion who has l Iff f'1 . '"been through the temple" will con- jfel'; j' . if css that the ceremoni' includes au oath U'jX i . of vengcauco against the Government II i ' nnd the people of iho United States, if H:;? ho bo sensible he will admit that the Hh' ' reason will finally have to bo elnui- imted. . ' why go to court to gut a divorce in ; oir to marry one's atlinity? Why not ii V J fcM' , . ,v ;.-- ' i i ,. -4-' , '.-?' :-" i'J."l' bo baptized for tho remission of one's sins, have tho lmuds of tho ciders laid on ono's head for tho reception of tho gift of tho .Holy Ghost, go into tho temple tem-ple and do a work for the dead, take the nllinity with one to Canada or Mexico, Mex-ico, and have a nico littlo bunch of land thrown in7 |
