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Show H - Well, is Colonel Loose in it? "JIub!" TO? gj ' " 1 - '' ! "Bond and boost Iho besfc town on W .earth. If ? ill J. ( . Xow, lads, -whoop it up for 200,000 I'll . in 39101 J j 1 ' 1 -i . Evidently Governor Cutler is dcter- J V I ruined to be popular. I J ' When you see it in the Directory, it's j W ! "iuc Greater Salt Lake. . Both politics and firo fighters appear ' j ' 'to be pestered by the false alarm. ' ' 'Just now. "the cards in the Govcrnor- 1 ship game bear all the indications of a Spry deal. ;Bi ' According to all reports, the demean-or demean-or of the Utah delegation at Denver II vas very ladylike. ijl' Commander Peary has started upon jjji Jn's h.uut -or the north pole. Now, who HI i jvv-i 1 1 volunteer to go and find Peary? iM ; However, it is not certain that either party' denounces free silver when it If I , comes , in the shape of campaign cons' con-s' a ( tributiqns. ,' Besides, it was too much to expect jtaj .Ir- Cutler lo carry the State, together fii with some other and reccntly-devcl- J;j ; oped burdens. ;M Again, the .increased population of f J the city is proof to all progressive citi- li ssens that the obstructionists are cne- J cj ; inies of the town. H ' ; A iook at your long-distance tele- ' Jl phone bill is likely lo put the solar jj : plexus to the general supposition that j talk is cheap. 5 'fl ( Ifc should be remembered that it is 9 sometimes impossible lo wear a silk ,9 frock and at the same time have a well- l stocked pan try. I ! Batliing suits, should bo made of un- I shrinkablc inatcrial. It would lo cm- j J ; barrassing to 'have shrinkage in -what If ' little there is of them. fe l ; " Kve lis son-in-law failed to do so illG1'e seems to be some political I friends of Governor Cutler wlfo are able i .'to put' him down and out. M' ;' -":lt Lake's Sunday lid -was as all- m embracing as the Merry Widow variety, IM . appeared lo occasion quite as much j J ' "discomfort to some of the men who ran I I . Oyster Bay news is lo tho effect that 1(1; 'preparations are goin forward apace III 4 for the trip of the President into "My m, . .iuiifjlcs of My Africa, to kill off My lit. lions and M.y t.igers.,, j; v j Ifc,s a mighty good thing that the ob- j-J ' I structiohists are not going that way, ; I Pr some of them would seek to get out j ' .au injunction to prevent Saint Peter lyS ' "from letting them in! u Welshmen say that if you go lo Salt- jrl ; air with them on next Thursday, they M I ;will prove to you that their claim to , being the greatest singing nation since j Adam is ' ' Y gwyr yn erbyn y byd!'' 1 P " At the temperance meeting, we un- M ' derstand, no one quoted T. Timothy, (HI ; 'chapter 5, verso I'd: "Drink no longer jH water, but use a little wine for thy f j ' stomach's sake and thine often iu-i iu-i i,irmitics., ; i 13,,t f'c must not be-toq certain that U ' BOln'e of the attendants- upon the tcm- jj ' perauce inucting in the tabernacle would It I havo indignantly spurned a more or less generous offering of the ouco fa miliar Valloy Tan. |
