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Show i : fl ' Tcst; today is the. right time to boost. Bt , And il appears that the Federal B bunch have discarded their gum shoes B for the spiked variety. Hon. David B. 'Hill persists in de- H-: i i.'larincr that he is out of politics, prov- H, w iiifr conclusivelj' that he is still a Demo- jf i' rat. Bpl Tn his activities with respect to the B'J. tariff on wood pulp, a certain National Bpl legislator gives to us all that lie is a T Payne. Bp ? , Besides, it may not be amiss to re- B Jf mind the ''Republican' ' insurgents that Br 1 ibis is not the kind of' -weather for Bjj . cold feet. Provided the suitor has serious in- HfVj tenlions, it is unnecessary for ilie si.in- 3 5tei (o ask him if he will love her when H she is od. J "Between giving the lad' his seat, and V Hvcl3r eETorts to avoid ste))pin; on her HK 0?S) fho wa.v (f lnc niale street car Bv '( patron is hard Ilk . "Wc might, say that the President "s ( latest message would make the anar- clfist hot uuder the collar, excejt that he never wears one-i one-i ; ' The Chinaman who has produced tho odorless onion would have been a great-., great-., 'jr public benefactor had he invented the odorless laundry. , . . Three cents and a second-hand chew j .9 Runt to the man who ran say when J $iioot is an apostle and nor. a Senator, and when he'is a Senator and not an ' apWle. ( : Uue of thu tilings that all but one or" ih the u?reoideutial candidates will wish to forget' after next November will be the many times they bad been incro-U incro-U 4ncodas "our next Prcsidenl." I fh tho other hand, if the ' Demo-ifffwc" Demo-ifffwc" parly of Utah has been mis- treated, as Elder .Roberts says, he must ! admit that he is a member of the hie-I hie-I J ' -rarchical body that delivered the mis-I mis-I j' treatment. " Vi'he editor pf the Sifioot Touth ob-jvj ob-jvj jects to "a Copperhead peace." "Well, Ijifj tried once to get. such a peace, at IfJ the expense of his country, and no one wfi can Ttnow any more about such a peace I j' J than, he ! mu j 1 1' .'Chief of Police Pitt is no more x- B t cmpL from, the necessity of "wising Hj Q lipo.n his duties than are other mortal P W liltin.' -ii-Ie has no moro right to suppress BJ tiis new? of a robbery than, he has to , Ki(sh ill) a murder. M'1'6 claimccl that thu loss iii that din- fl'Tj rncJnd robbery did not amount to much, ' a.tcf all.--"We shudder to think what : "would have been the cueuing calamity B , r had.-the thieves stolen a pound of but-ter but-ter or a beefsteak. j . Joseph P," Smith is not in the' least Hj disturbed concerning the scriptural H' : teaching that, it is as impossible for a H! i rich nlaii to enter thu kingdom of hca- ; ."venjkas it is for a camel to pass through Hl r the -eye of a needle. B - - Aiidrew Carnegie's income avcrngvs "ev.entyjone tli.oiiHaud dollars a dav. But notwithstanding this predicament, we recommend to him the advice of !M"r. Bi'l Eockefcller that a man sjiould be satis- Hl i '1 "tvitl1 what he ha?.- ,,i 1 'ip,lt 'f somly;.,! rSvli Ul ,,e m tabernacle" andbecUd to thatfffi- Bi tended tithing report, would not the masters of the Descret New.? have had him thrown out, and would nou the Deseret News have .justified the act? |