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Show Only a short time left for trying to think ot everything you have to be thankful for. H j Now in Austria the workingman has ' become so unreasonable as to demand fair treatment. But when football is reformed, what will our ladles and gentlemen do for entertuinlnk' brutality? ! Blessed are they who have so great a thing to be thankful for on Thanks-i Thanks-i giving as good digestion. , Gamblers who leave Salt Lake will increase Its favorable reputation by declaring that It Is rot a good town. Salt Lake's brighter outlook Invites even those who did not vote the Amerl-tan Amerl-tan ticket to be thankful It was elected. "Busy All the Time In Utah" Is a good motto, but the gamblers do not gee how they can live up to it very long. Salt Lakf gamblers are not sure that the' will receive their usual Christmas I presents from heads of poor families this year. How many of the apostles would regard re-gard It as an outi-age to oust Senator Smoot and send him back to be more with them? Even En Europe, this Thanksgiving time. It appears that the custom has been adopted of giving It to a Turkey in the neck. But M-hpn they have no opportunities for gambling away their wages, what Incentive will some men have to work II 4kud earn money? ' In looking around for reasons to he I thankful tomorrow, some of the breth- i ren can remember that it has not been 4ieooverll that thy have nnv plural H wlvee. ! It seems impossible to abate the smoke nuisance, as everything has been done In the v. a y of sending word around to the smtke-makeru to sup-B sup-B press B Officers of tiu- Guard, however, will probably not be :ourt-mnrtlalerl for as-sumlng as-sumlng 1o Ml the "oinniander-ln-I Met to permanently appoint Gen. H Geognegan. Tf continued In office. Collector Cal-lister Cal-lister will, in the future as in the past, j pay considerable attention to ine eiutiK K of his position, as well as look after Bj political affairs. p?V 'I By all means, Eastern psople should B be urged to see America Prst, as there W many Easterners, without doubt, 0 know no more about the West than G rover Cleveland does. B Gov. t'utler is not worrying over the KfS! matter of appointing a succeBsor to Senator Smoot as he knows bo will lie Spared nil the trouble of selecting, If it becomei neoeesary to nanw one. |