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Show :ni!ir Pfe ana Other (Uoiticn j hi b &f musings by m Editor Cneir Sense of j Si r ot he Bronco I Rumor j ' Tfebr, 1504, by J. TV. cruller.) il. j fKTER slndylng the lttert' that our I j glffilc-subscribers have been send-'.'t send-'.'t jlr.j us against our attitude in fa-ifvor fa-ifvor ot woman suffrage we find Jffjii most powerful intellects agree Sn;raan is man's inferior and that fi unostnseot humor. If man was il livbimssIC In a impersonal man-- man-- i i would have lo admit that the j a Imforeible and he would find rca-i rca-i i pray to heaven that the second ,J ilk true. ' ' Pujfrom the samples of husbands J ft denote dally, few women could .J Ltoketp a sens of humor and a Jj tA in the same house. 3 ijuarried woman was over to let f 0f hun:01' l00? sl,e couldn't . rer ray anything funny without .1 kKband suspiclonlng that ?he ? Mm, In man the sense of hu- K fciothc place of the bent pin of t Jrtooddays, It's funny only when j ti under somebody else. v4 i dii!ayd a keen fn.t of humor 1 Vte In hia treatment of his wife's j lt se needs a new bonnet and 0 cifutis afterward .ho , exchange; ?"lniont for a profound air of l!m because he finda that hia ipnts 9 bagged in the knee?. 0) J1 !U saturate himself with a IQ humor out of a bottle marked aRd then will go home three i loo late to take his Avife to the-t the-t ? IRonder why she does not spar-f spar-f 'J :j l3 1 have lib wife treut her .. J In a funny, ludicrous way but '" jl a wlemn consideration of .Mrt,t!,e d'ncr. He loves to 'If SibTt . ,Joke about her troubles ttoiitp but he lwith her foolish tfi iK:3 about his latust 4 'Hh the oilier bov. '"t rn.?ma11 crlts becautw her pet breokH' ,nan wllL tear hia v.'3. K.0Ut and tel1 other men that fcj? It ?1 enousli aense of humor to Bmnndlakcr, Eh0P- Later on till10 wln 11 5-cent- clKar. .22 (U. n;s,.ft "ae t huj;ior like he t.'S, Unh.'ntntly but woman 5 ft a dark wecrJL And wo- f juj kept late In busineay it's a S humW he ,s nawed with m W uT bt!CaUE h? crin laugh hr'llc m-ecautlons. jA Aitotef,8"0 don'1 want to mtanVe ,,nftrIor wherc 8he Ml to lt cornea ,nnlcerf?re w,th ll,s fun-St fun-St lf ?avinK on household Jfr Z ,nvcsled In a hand 4hrcf1lfnouKh later on. he jKirtob? hia superior. 1 S PonSlrVn0 all down bef0 the JBt 1 have nVl,hat a ereat caer H-fate, Cnnd i9 her for a dollar Wfhnvui f -out t0 talk over "'Mofb much and consequently feela that marriage mar-riage is a failure. Many men think that their wife Is a millstone around their necks. They don't think it because they suppose that they could do more and better work if they wtis not married, but because they guess that they could do less. Most men that think this couldn't do lees but they don't believe it. Many a man views his wife as he would a life preserver that has been thrown to him. It may be a inferior article but it's a great thinr to clutch tight at the time. After he has changed his wet clothes and swallowed a hot toddy he reconsiders his hasty impulse to give $5 to the man that saved him and figures that u will do. If It was his wife he would save the 3. Man will apologize to his wife for his small income a week after marriage and three yenrj? after will threaten divorce because she don't save money out of it and alro keep up the supply of coilars without frayed dges. A collar with a frayed edge is a great test of the male sense of humor and none has been known to paws It. This Is m-oatly because be-cause the frayed collar hurts his own neck and not somebody elsea Manlfi sjense of humor 1b like dogs. He Hhiey stones at the one that belongs to his neighbor and feeds hia own on beefsteak beef-steak and wnlles at his innocent spirits when he hnppens to bite a pound of fresh leg out of a friend-One friend-One great joke that man has on woman wo-man all the time is the way she runs her meeting.". Man go out lo a ward association and ilnd out that If a per-Hon per-Hon can shout loud enough he can always al-ways rise to a point of order and thus interrupt the proceedings. After that, man knows all about it without needing to acquire the unimportant Information that Cushlng's manual ain't a .almanac but a book of rules. He can then set and read the paper and chuckle over So-rosis So-rosis and other affairs uulil his wife breaks into violent tobs. No self re-fpectlng re-fpectlng man ever condescends to thus Joke without referring lo hen parties, i'his is a delicate and subtle form of . Irony that shows not only that woman h) man's Inferior but also that woman I c rtmnl. lolr.r .-.(T 111 Via Tnnnm of rrll where she Is not exposed to insults as t'he would be if she went out to vote. "We denote that 200 women voted last-week last-week without any appalling amount of degradation but It has been explained to us that this was because they voted for a public school appropriation and that no doubt the degTudatlon would have been extreme If the voting had been for Mayor or Aldermen or Governor. It seems hard on the candidates. However, man -will not let this experience ex-perience keep him awake nights. Man remains aw superior to fact as he remains re-mains superior to woman. He don't believe be-lieve in the story of ISden or that there ever was a Paradlpc "but he Is also firmly firm-ly convinced that woman was the cause of his being drove out of it. Man thinks that the duck bill is the queerest mammal in existence. This 1h the only matter In which he don't think of himself first. |