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Show SPICE. Nell Jack Is always talking to me about tho depth of hln love. Belle Tho depth wouldn't Interest me so much as tho length. Philadelphia Record. Rec-ord. Reginald Won't you elng for mo, Mlsa Muriel? Mips M. Oh, I daren't nlng after such good music aa wo'vo been having. Reginald (gallantly) But I'd rather listen lis-ten to your singing than to any amount of good music! Illustrated Bits. Tailor Do you want padded shoulders, my llttlo man? Willie Naw: pad dc pantG! Dat's whero I need It most. Chicago News. "Arc your sympathies with the Japanese or the Russians, Miss Cowporthwalte?" ' With the Japanasc They make such lovely fans "Denver Times |