Salt Lake Tribune | 1904-05-07 | Page 3 | Diehl's Bar

THERE was a young" man named, John Cane, Who croiccd Second South' street on Main. 1 le slept ln a cell. Thc court said. "Oh, well. You may go. but don't drive fast again." - "How dear to my heart aro the scenea of the country." Remarked Z. C. Mltclioll when called upon to Explain how he happened to sleep on thc sidewalk Till tnkon to Jail by a person in bluo. He said: "1 drove in from the farm In my wagon, I stopped ut the roadheuso to uamplu their beer. On reaching tho city I took a few schooners And don't know what happened until I got here. , Tho big erystal schooner, tho foam-covered schooner, The tempting glass tchooner they filled up with beer. ' "You may go," said his Honor, "straight back to the country. And drop on your bosom a penitent tear. Hereof tor hewaro when you come to tho city! Bewarv of thc schooner that's filled up with bear. Tho big crystal schooner, the foam-cov-ored schoonor, Th tempting glass achooner that's filled up with beer."