Show HU3IOR OF THE DAY With regard to sparking over the front gate a good deal can be said on both sidesTexas Sittings Discouraged ArtistI dont think I paint as well as I did ten years ago CrItical FriendHUh yes you do but your taste Is lmprovingCentury Scorned the Imputation What ever got into Schwartzhund to make him stop his anarchistic speeches Some one told him he was doing good work Indianapolis Journal A correspondent states that the following follow-ing sign is posted In a public park NoticeAll persons are cautioned to keep off the grass cattle and poultry included in-cluded Household Words I Hidden Mrs Bllter Willie has your mother been buying a new rug Willie Slimson Yes You wouldnt know there was a hole in the carpet now would youDetroit Free Press First Principles When Im a man said Tommy A m going to congress Im gain to be the editor of a great big newspaper said Johnny an If you dont glmmy some of that Christmas candy youre eatln Ill tell everybody not I to vote for you Heres some of it rejoined Tommy handing it over But when I go to congress by Jings I wont send you any garden seeds if you dont gimmy one o them oranges youve got I in your pocket Chicago Tribune |