Show AMONG TH DUDES TidBits ChumpleyI say Chollie doncherknow I just received an anoy mous letter doncherknow Lapley Good swacious Who from Philadelphia Press ChappyYaas my ancestors were all intellectual and Miss Maud earnestly Too bad you were not one of them Puck Theres Chappy back from his shooting party I dont suppose it was a howling success Oh yes it was he peppered Cholly and Freddy Illustrated Monthly Dude Me fath aw cut me off with a shilling ynaw Left all his money to a home for lunatics She Aw then you were not entirely forgotten I Answers His MeasureI didnt realize how small Bounderby was until un-til I heard what Cadsbv said about him What was that He said he was every inch a gentleman Cleveland Leader Fweddie Too bad about Cholly Mason wasnt it Hed just got Into good society and now hes killed himself forever Algy Deah boy dont tell me What has happened Fweddie He sat in a box at the opewa last night with a black waistcoat waist-coat on Twinkles Aw old fellah said Cholly as he found himself face to face with Willieboy Aw I say I hear you ave discharged your man you know Yaas said Willieboy I had to do It dont vou know He quite dlsgwaced me Yaas Disgwaced me you know Just fawncy He let l me go out the othah night with a wed Ilower in my buttonhole Yaas Just fawncy A wed flower and I was feeling quite blue that night you know So I discharged him Because wed and blue dont harmonize Jecause monize von know I had to discharge the creature he had such howwid taste dont you know |