| Show A GUIDE TO GIRLS Bcinpr a Key tQ Common ExprcH ious for Beginners in Society A Guide to Girls for the use of young men who are beginners in society so-ciety has been compiled The following fol-lowing extracts from the Philadelphia < Times will give some idea of the scope of the work Not Exactly Pretty but Such a Good Daughter Plain beyond a description de-scription and as tenacious as a barnacle bar-nacle To be scrupulously avoided Knows Everyone and Goes Everywhere Every-where Middleaged and unprepossessing unpreposses-sing has been hawked about for years Not only knows everybody but knows more about Mem than they do themselves them-selves So Cleverclear eyes high forehead fore-head masterful Talks pretentiously upon pretentious subjects Very Artistic Untidy unwholesome unwhole-some unkept voice which sounds as if it had come from her boots Too much soul and too little body To be well shaken before taken So Good Natured Chatters unceasingly un-ceasingly agrees with everybody Looks stupid and amiable but is shrewd and selfish An Heiress Imi > rious and supercilious super-cilious forehead generally shiny Needs the fortune and more to make her not only presentable but bearable Writes Affects a 11ar may preoccupied preoc-cupied air dresses curiously and talks riskily Depreciates the works of otthers and by inference magnifies the excellence of her own Has nothing more original in her than original sin Sings Beautifully Bursting with trills and trolls with the slightest encouragement en-couragement would set to singing even In the middle of n dinner Hovers hungrily hun-grily around a piano To be taken in homeopathic doses HER CHOICE A woman who has traveled largely in Japan mentioned in the course of a lecture the faCt that the Japanese language lan-guage does not contain an impolite word hence there is no swearing in that happy land She also Stated that osculation was an unknown pleasure AM the audience dispersed commenting favorably upon different points an old woman remarked in a voice loud enough to be heard by all Well for my part I prefer a country where they I kiss and cuss Atlanta Constitution |
