Show WIT AND HUMOR Cleveland Plain Dealer Hullo Dob son youre looking better than Ive seen you look for a year Yes I feel better My wife has sent all our canned fruit to the front Chicago Record At dinner we have to keep up a steady flow of conversation Why If we dont Clara begins to recite her graduating essay Chicago News Conductor Say cant you read Man with the ClgarO course I can Conductor Well dont you see that sign that says Gents Will Not Smoke on This Car Man with Cigar indignantly want you to understand sir that I am no gent Washington Sfar 1111 get even with em exclaimed Blanco for spreading the news that they have our fleet bottled upWhat What are you going to do Im going to send a report to Madrid that their board of strategy is nailed down Chicago News Wise FatherNo my son never put off till tomorrow what can be done today Remember that and the path which leads to success will lie open before you r Little Freddie AIJ right Gimme a quarter to go to the ball game this afternoon after-noon It might rain tomorrow Washington Star Look here said the Spanish officer those flags we bought of you werent dyed with fast colors Yes replied the Havana merchant that was a little idea of my own You can run one of them up and then give yourself no further concern After a I shower or two it will of its own accord turn into a flag of truce I Chicago News Bulwcr was dead wrong when he wrote Innhe hands of men entirely great the pen Is mightier than the sword What makes you think so Why its that way in the hands of almost al-most any old plug of a Spaniard Washington Star Hadnt you orter kind o be easy with the government on the way its runnin the war she inquired in-quired gently Oh I dunno replied Mr Corntossel as he rflled the leaves of a report from the agricultural department Kz long ez tho government ondertakes to teach me how ter run a farm I dont see why I shouldnt git back with a few remarks about tho board of strategy Chicago Record My wife knows more Rbout the geography of the war than I do Doesnt that annoy you No when she gets to showing oft 1 I coirect words her pronunciation of Spanish Talk about yer heroes Some folks useter fear There wasnt many chances Fur that kind o product here But jes look round about yeAn ye-An see em all today Scarcely get one finished Fore anothers undrr way Washington Star |