Show PROBOSCISOLOGY LIXES OF THE NOSE TELL ALL ABOUT CHARACTER Sfo Limit to the Variety Tlie Mew Science Applied to Presidential Candidates Reveals Many Odd FactsAll Kinds of Noses There are men and women who wad the human character Tjy the hand the head the eye the finger nails the back I I the ears the hair the feet the mouth i and the chin Now the man who can tell all about you by taking a glance at your nose has come along He says the nose teems with depressions curves bumps indentations and other significant marks each one of which forms part of an index to character If you are grasping for coin G1l the realm your nose tells it if you have a strong fancy for a good dinner your nose discloses the weakness if you like to meddle in the affairs of other people peo-ple your nose makes plain the failing if you have a presidential bee buzzing in your bonnet your nose is a signal which warns the world of the fact if you would rather rest than work your obstinate one as shown by the breadth I across the nostrils Moreover it is independent but the independence Is tempered by diplomacy It is not the I nose of a soldier but the nose of a painstaking student or business man I If the general had allowed his career to be governed by the peculiarities of his nose he might have been a millionaire I million-aire several times over but it is not I prcbable that he would ever have been I president of the United States THE EXECUTIVE PROBOSCIS The nose of Grover Cleveland is chiefly remarkable for the amount of determination it expresses It also denotes de-notes great directive ability If his face were not so fat the nose would I appear much larger and as it is Roman Ro-man in formation it would rank with I those of the conquerors of the world I Its a satirical nose and a faultfinding nose It is inclined to pick flaws in I everything placed before it for inspection Inspec-tion There is nothing daring or Napoleonic Na-poleonic about the nose It is more in I the order of the Wellington nose It trusts nothing to chance but demands a clear vision before It makes any move If Ben Tlllman were true Ito his nose he would be a timid man The nostrils nos-trils are compressed a sign of apprehension appre-hension It is a daring warlike nose but people who have a proboscis of that kind usually like to stand aside when the war is going on and watch other people do the fighting Aside I from this it is a clever nose denoting HOM WIIIoI M I < t Et S 1 I NASAL ORGANS OF THE G O P AND POPULISTS nose reveals it if you prefer playing I poker to going to church your nose announces I an-nounces the news There is the mean I nose the generous nose the ambitions nose the dictatorial nose the weak I nose the powerful nose the energetic I nose the lazy nose the artistic nosi i the sensual nose in fact if the dk i coverer of the new science is to be believed be-lieved there is no limit to the variety of noses to be found He lays down certain rules which he says if followed fol-lowed give anyone power to tell about the innermost secrets of anyones heart by noting the peculiarities of the subjects nasal appendage The Roentgen X rays are not in it with this new science according to the discoverer dis-coverer THE UNIQUE IN NOSES There are fourteen bones in the nose A sharp nose pointing upward and forward indicates independence and curiosity while a blunt nose signifies dullness and an intellect that moves like a snail A Roman nose of generous gener-ous proportions is supposed to mean that the possessor has the qualities of a great military general Wellington Napoleon Marlborough Hannibal and Julius Caesar had this style of nose Large thick noses belong to luxurious luxuri-ous persons inclined to the sensual A large nose on a face otherwise weal indicates very shallow mentality Idiots are frequently marked in this way A nose with small nostrils signifies sig-nifies weak and small lungs A small undeveloped nose is usually found on persons of small intelligence while s I large wellformed nose goes with cul great will power intelligence and a liberal allowance pf obstinacy Richard Olney has a pugnacious nose It is the kind of nose that marks the hardheaded man the man who when he once makes up his mind on anything any-thing is hard to change It is a resourceful re-sourceful nose opinionative and authoritative au-thoritative William C Whitney has the tactful nose Smooth shrewd and diplomatic highbred unswerving and direct It is the nose of man who forms his opinions only onx sound foundations It bespeaks for its oWner a love of the society of his fellowmen and also a desire for their good wishes William McKinley has the nose of the soldier but it is not broad enough at the nostrils to denote the aggressive aggres-sive fighter the man who would rush both friend and foe to gain his desires In some respects the nose is not unlike that of Ben Til man Thomas B Reed has a nose not unlike un-like that of Richard Olney except that its combativeness is more strongly marked It shows strong mentality and vigorous use of the mind Satire is also indicated also great independence indepen-dence The nose is small in comparison compari-son with the rest of the face but its peculiarities are clearly marked William B Allison has a well developed de-veloped nose somewhat in the order of the Roman It shows strength of character shrewdness and a love of justice John Griffin Carlisle has a good natured fiat nose There is more than the ordinary breadth between the eyes I oJ FGMOclO i0Hi4 GRO iR Cf2 = v mCHBROL01tlE3 SOME DEMOCRATIC NOSES I I ture refinement and intellectuality The nose is said by some to bear amore a-more intimate relation to the brain than any feature and for this reason it is claimed that the nose is a more accurate ac-curate index of the caliber of the brain than any other external mark If the science of proboscisology were applied to the gentlemen who are now seeking the presidential nomination of their respective parties facts which their admiring boomers and constituents constitu-ents might disagree with would be divulged AN EXPRESIDENTIAL NOSE For instance there is General Benjamin Benja-min Harrison who recently said in relation re-lation to the St Louis convention that there was a big difference between enlisting en-listing and being drafted It does not take a very shrewd mind to translate this as meaning that if the nomination Is forced upon him he will not desert But regarding the generals nose Its main characteristic is persistence of the agressive kind It is a nose that examines into the smallest detail and which wants to know everything from I A to Z about anything affecting its owner In paying attention to small I things it is apt to ignore affairs of larger import That iswhat the nose indicates but in the case of General Harrison history doesnot corroborate the latter fact j It is a vain nose as well as a very I I i f I f indicating an artistic temperament I and a love of the beautiful William R Morrison has a warlike nose ibut it tempered by a conservative conserva-tive curve to the nostrils It indicates exactness a love of detail and the quality of examining into anything with patient minuteness r = |