| Show I FELL INTO THE POOL Lamentable Accident Tat Bef el Legislator Leg-islator One of the country members of the legislature has in mind a new meas ure which he proposes to introduce at some session in the near future This bill will interest many Salt Lake Lak-e as by I the said member hopes to compel the Sanitarium people to I place a strong railing about its big swimming pool The tale behind the measure is interesting I The member referred to went for a swim at the Sanitarium the other I evening with a number of legislators He received towels from the man behind be-hind the counter paid his twobits and followed his colleagues into the big I pool room There was a crowd of bathers bath-ers splashing about the pool and a the newcomer was walking along the smooth wet asphalt alongside the pool watching the antics of the swimmers a dripping bather just emerged from the shower bath dashed by him to a bathroom The two brushed shoulders and then alack Mr Legislators feet slipped on the treacherous asphalt and with a yell of dismay he soused clothes overcoat hat and all into the pool pol The water was not deep just there but that did nbt help the unfortunate member from the country For a moment mo-ment he struggled vainly to recover himself swallowing gallons of sulphur water Some of the bathers came to his assistance and helped him to his feet Then he gathered up his hat which had floated forlornly away and waded slowly and ruefully to the steps where his comrades had gathered to give him hilarious greeting They put him to bed until his clothes had been hack dried and then he went home ina |
