Show Colonel Mozart of Masachusetts Washington Star I There Is n young man In the government I govern-ment printing office who has no music In his soul but what he thinks he knows of army and military matters would bulge the walls of thC Vest I Point military academy six inches out of plumb The other night he was helping a I job printer friend of his on a piece of work and came across something which stumped him Here Jim he said taking the take to the boss this aint rl h What aint inquired the boss mAin n vP thl rnmrv Why that Mozarts twelfth mass business Whats the mater with i There aint any Twelfth Massachusetts Massachu-setts thats all I know every regiment in the service Oh smiled the boss tumbling to the situation Is that so Of course It is And besides there i aint any Colonel Mozart in the arm The chump that fixed up that copy ought to be courtmartlaled Its a good thing I was here tonight to catch i In time Later the G P O young man paid I a bill of no mean proportions |