Show A MOST WONDERFUL DIS COVERTS COVERT-S National banks may recover easily from all effects of the panic the with drawal of deposits the dullness of the times and any other disasters that may have effected them financially That is if the notion of the great depository of all wisdom on the money question is correct and they will adopt it Its theory is that the national banks make a tremehdous percentage of profit in fact draw as much Interest annually as they do from their customers custom-ers by the destruction of their currency cur-rency bills through fire by rats and by shipwreck and many other ways Now that Is a remarkable discovery It is worthy to be ranked with the philosophers stone the squaring of the circle perpetual motion and other wonderful developments of science or whatever they may be called A reward re-ward ought to be given by the national government for It Or rather the national na-tional banks ought to subscribe and make up a silken purseneed not make it out of a sows ear eitherfor the astounding geniass of the Rocky Mountains who has pointed put this new way by which theycan get rich On this plan if they can issue lots Oi currency bills get some One to burn them feed them to the rats or put them on board an old craft and sink them they will make just the amount that are thus destroyed or are disposed dis-posed of in other ways This it is true Is a sort of paradox It may st em strange that the more of such paper money is destroyed the more profits they will make and the richer they will become But coming from I such a reliable source of course there cannot be any mistake about it j I And we warn all l persons and pap rs j S thai attempt to dispute the < great financial authority J vhlchhas promulgated promul-gated this theory that they will be in J danger of denunciation as scrubs i j V G S S 1mIi liars sorry asses and If that I does not suffice they will be dubbed I with the ayful title of amateurs |