Show Nuggets A blatant shrieker for the rights of the workingman who has only been a short time in this country addressed a laborers meeting in Chicago on the lake front last fall He had a hammer In his hand and a grimy apron on He started by apologizing for his costume as he had just left the shop Thats a lie said a voice men here take off their aprons when they leave the shopShoe and Leather Reporter Papa said Miss Blooblood you remember you forbade Mr Trivvet to call upon me because he worked for a living Yes I remember Well papa that objection is nov removed May he call Whats happened Has some one left his a fortune No papa He cant find any work to doHarperS Bazar He And dont you think you could give me some little affection She a widow coylyI fear not my affections were buried with my dear deceased husband He Yes How long has he been buried I i She Six years He Hm Well after that lapse of time I hardly think that I care for them yogue Fond Wife I read in the paper that a brute of an Englishman sold his wife for a quart of beer I Loving Husband Very likely the a wished he had her beck again the next dayFond Fond Wife Do you think he sorry darling Loving Husband No thirsty Hel Rules are now printed at Phijflfps Exerter in circular form When I > r Gideon L Soule ruled in his strength it was his custom to make this announcement an-nouncement at the beginning of the school year Gentlemen there are no rules at Exerter until they are broken Boston Journal Its just as much a mystery what made Rome howl as what reason the calamltist has for howling in this country now Philadelphia Times It is well to remembe rthe fact that it takes only a single voto to pass a good resolution Chicago Standard |