Show Wilson Is Ucttcr I Kansas City Feb Congressman Wilson is greatly improved in health ard for Mexico with his parts leaves tomorrow I Do You Use I 1 I I Evaporated cream or unsweetened i 1 L Condensed Milk and desire the best Then obtain from your grocer Bor J dens Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream which ranks first in quality I Prepared by New York Condensed Milk company i For Sale Cheap I I Minion body type in first class condition I con-dition any quantity up to 2000 pounds dior Apply at this office Definition of Honeymoon A recent competition in an English 1 paper called for the best definition of honeymoon Here are those reckoned toe best 4 A duet not necessarily a ha mon A curiOIn rIser A poetical i preface to a volume of prose CupIds I lat carnival The marriage at the entrance of matrimony Arcadia united Commences with illusion ends unite The lull before the I fslusion of a long list the only two definitions conceived in c enl spirit defnitons I were A preliminary canter and t Sweetness and light for twoNew York Advertiser When a smarty tells you that aluminum 3 alu-minum is the lightest of metals refer Slim tp magnesium a metal onethird lighter and yet much denser and stronger 1 S M 17 t U i 1 t 1 Jf V We arl tfie authorized watch Inspectors I Inspec-tors for the Union Pacific railroad and employ H Leyson ncme Co but skilled workmen J 1 1 0 The Retort Courteous A man speaking of the growing fondness fond-ness of ladles for cigarette smoking said I the other day I am perfectly willing that women should smoke If they like but I really think that clay pipe would be less Injurious than cigarettes and I myself see no difference between them Nor can I between a lawyer chewing tobacco in court and smoking one is exactly ex-actly undignified a the other and the thing allowed Is a great deal more disgusting dis-gusting But then I a a woman and in ccpable of judging I suppose At all events cago Post I judgng been consulted Chi 1 In South America they boast C a Beetle that averages a foot in length 1 and butterflies fourteen inches from tip to tip I Friction for the Complexion The use of the water bath is of no greater consequence than the friction that should always follow if > ne wishes t realize tonic benefits to the skin I have seen a muddy coarse and callow com nlexion changed in color and texture until it became clear and brilliant soft and fine by daily persistent friction A flannel is best to rub with unless one understands scientific massage for the face in vhlch case the fingers may be trusted to do the work for the face and neck and a coarse the of the body towel or flannel for rest bdy Jenness Miller Monthly There are 189000 suicides yearly and i increasing I t |