Salt Lake Herald | 1892-02-16 | Page 4 | Arrested and Indicted

AUBESIED AND INDICTED Want of principle is the principal want of many men Texas Siblings Apples always look nice in the orchard that has a high fence around ftRams Horn The Girl Tho new boarder thinks he ought to have another pat o butter with his cakes of mornings Mrs Hashcroft He dont get it Give him two cakes instead of three Jndian apolte Journal Ono man strikes for the right and another writes for the strike Philadelphia Inquirer BrownAre you sure this is good sticking mucilage mu-cilage StationerYou bet BrownEver use it StationerNo but a bottle once broke in my pocket limpets Baar Haughty Lady who has purchased stamp Must I put it on myself Stamp ClerkNot necessarily It will probably accomplish more if you put it on the letter New York Herald Mrs Musicmad Doctor why is It that all the great pianists have such long busby hair Prof Savage reflectively presume It is to keep off the flies while they arc performing PuckWife WifeDear what does this mean in the paper I pa-per where it says the toast will be drank standing stand-ing j Husband experienced hat means darling dar-ling that that particular toast comes early in the evening Columbus Post CreditorIts no wonder I cant find you at home wlon you are here all the time in the saloon sa-loon drinking Debtor Dont you see that the reason I drink is out of sheer despair at not be lag able to pay you Fliegende matter