Show Great Dallies of the Future Editor Great Doily a few years hence Did you succeed in hiring that man who is so good at getting up questions for people to answerWhat Would You Do If You Were Governor How Would You Like to Be Rich etc Business ManagerYes got him under I contract yesterday also the man who I makes puzzles and diagrams I Great EditorGood How about the I colored supplements and chromos I ManagerGot them all fixed too Well have a ton for tomorrows edition and I have arranged with a syndicate for twenty I columns of illustrated clippings from old books and magazines every day and forty columns on Sundays Great Editor Glorious Go notify the editorial and reportorial staffs that wo will have no further use for their services New York Weekly |