Show v p rr U IJ 1 F yF 7 t t. 1312 1913 by lr the Iros PreSa Publishing blo Co the erv cw Vork ork World TELL you ou what said said Fred 1 the tho t r sporting barber a as Mr Ira Jarr took t his place In the chair I I 1 Jot got a aIlt l fat at scheme If Ie had I only some guy In h the tho cusp cush to back hack me Veve e all got ot good schemes Fred led lied Mr J Jarr lr but we e lack the tho enst cap cap- st with tho tiro capital the capital the Su guy with cush as you sa say Tell ell the barber jarber went on on as ns heed he heed led ed for tor Mr II Jarr to tale take oC off his r l' and tin before proceeding with i operation well Hell being a n barber barbern n awful strain on your feet espey espe- espe ly y now that all nil tho shops Is got Jot this tarT bus bug and has hns put in tiled Wed floors some soma of tho the places a L barber has hascal rear ear cal ts white duck luck pants and anti white hUe whites hUes ss s as wen well as a a. white jacket But aint what bothers me hat Hiat docs does bother bothel you ou then You Yount Yount nt time to do your our Christmas bing early said tho the sporting barb barber r jig jig-Ing- gInS gInS' b by what I see seu in the papers of people Is doing doing- their Christmas j liftin lifting early carh too Did you OU ever speaking about shoplifting that dips work worle tho the 5 and anel 10 cent stores reference preference to the swell big big- shops Thy ht 1 no That's news to me Tell ell eli Its It's straight t t goods The dips that the hanks dan shopping In tho the 10 1 stores Is all flurried and excited as is thc they has hll to pl pay cash for what get as the tlC 5 and 10 cent stores b send things home C C. C 0 O. D D. th they y ways s 's opening and shutting their and their arms armR is 18 till full o 0 les es So 80 Its It's n a lest fest for tOJ the dips what r. r asked Mr III Jarr through p lather test est a cinch a I. I repeated J I 1 know some dips that run for fOl 1 when things s is dull in their tt t but they the are arc all nil bus busy now nou and andr r tell me t that teat lat there Is more money o c a C G j and 10 cent stores than there the big K department shops Quick dips an and small profits profits' Is tr and mind you OU some aoma of rat t lads is good to their mothers and ands anda il s' s a why I say n and let lot live So SoI I 1 I see a stall playing and andS S dip dtp push his hiss newspaper up under chin to pinch m my spark In the ded street cars or subway I dont don't for a bull jest bull jest t give him the El I or Jive eve Ive tho the Mr Ir Jarr replied Jure ure replied Fred That wises the time that you aint a slurp shut Next time wise a dip operating around you yoi say eay Holder That's the office that re Jerry ferry or that you pipe a u a a. dot detective and detective and tho the dip will pa pass R up youre you're one of ot tho the mob 1 f f A tJ t. t 3 oj 0 f r 0 r 1 But nUt you OU were sa saying ln something about aboul a great reat scheme you OU had remarked remarked remarked re re- re- re marked Mr 1 Jarr Was ns it to publish the fact that you OU lead Jend a double life and andare andare andare are not really a swell crook but are arc only an ordinary barber berr I aint an ordinary barber re replied hIe l Fred I gotta stroke that tho the head head barber at the In Chi told me hod hed give good mone money to get et the knack or of All a a. barber has Is his stroke anti and his line tine of or chin elfin goods to get a boob to fall rail for being Jobbed jobbed hair singe massage hair hall tonic scalp treatment treatment treatment treat treat- ment And wh when whon n a barber gets old in inthe inthe inthe the business and his poor poo feet teet ache he loses his stroke and hes he's done dono forA forA for A young barber Jarber can cnn cut a 1 customer till un his faco taco looks like ti a hamburger h steak and with it h get set aWa away by saying hos he's been on tho stuff and his hand Is hi shaking but let an 01 old barber nick a n dewlap and tho the whisper er goes gues down own the chairs that Dicks Dick's losing j Irl-j stroke And tho first thing you ou know tho boss ties s the can to him and he goes to Harlem Harlem Har liar lem hem and becomes t a corn doctor I seen It a hundred times Take it from me mc Mr oil Jan Jarr a barbers barber's lifo Is a short but merr merry ono That's That h why barbers Is all sports You might as well have havo a a. good time anti and get et some action out of or your our money mone as any minute min min- ute ule after youre you're 40 you ou ma may lose your our stroke Youre as bad as a certain lady I know remarked ed edIr Mr Ir Jarr You start starton start starton starton on a topic with great reat enthusiasm and then drop lOP tho the topic to tako take mo on a travelogue tra around the world You started giving me gas aS at nt the b beginning of oC this operation b by saying you had a great scheme to mako make money If Ie you had a rL backer and since then you ou have hn talked about 5 u and 10 cent stores Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago caso pickpockets barbers barber's paralysis paralysis- what's the scheme Youve been heen to th them m cabaret restaurants restaurants restaurants rants haven't ha you ou asked the sportIng sport- sport In lug Ing barber Mr 11 Jarr Jair no nodded e Well lively said salt Fred Fied what with guys g shaving themselves and m every young gink using a Cl safet safety razor lazor tho the barber business Is on the Fritz as ns Its It's now runIe run Ive I've been Veen thinking of or opening opening- a ra rag rag- or cabaret barber shop and only have havo manicure girls that can ring Ing ragtime rag rag- time and danco dance the turkey trot |