Show l 1 I ITHE I THE DAYS DAY'S GOOD i STORIES 4 M W r I ITHE THE TUE F FATHERS FATHER'S IlS Il'S REASON The Roy Rov John W. W Cavanaugh presIdent president pres pres- f ident of ot Notre Dame college collego tolls tells of ot a a. i priest who was going to lecture on tho the 1 evil ovll of or great wealth In tho audience was a man tho the priest knew Tho The man was tho the father of ot seven girls and the thel l lecturer pointed to this man its s 8 an cx- cx amplo Think said Bald tho the priest of ot being boing 1 I the father of ot seven daughters Think 1 I who Is happier happier the tho 1 man with a a. million mil mil- r lion Hon dollars or the man who Is the tho I father of ot seven SO daughters I I 1 1 will ask you ou Mr lr Sheldon heldon who do you Ou think Is tho the happier said the priest pointing to the tho subject of his argument I Tho The man arose and said Father Tather I think that a man with seven Beven daughters Is s the happier A man with a million dollars worries for tor more moro A man with 1 seven saven daughters never nover does Kansas does Kansas I City Star ZEALOUS VERGER I A Chicago woman was arrested theother theother the other da day charged with praying too toC loud She prayed often and vociferously If It tho the protesting neighbors can be believed Of Ot course nobody contends that this enthusiastic devotee was heard because be because be- be cause of ol her loud praying Tho The still small voice olce would have carried the pe petition petition pe- pe quite as well But to arrest a a. person for Cor praying seems an anomaly It recalls tho the story of ot the verger In Westminster abbey who had a foreigner foreigner for tor- eigner elgner arrested for lor kneeling and praying pray pray- in ing in n the main aisle But said the Judge wb why do you object to the tho mans man's devotional act Tho verger was amazed W why v wh your honor he ha stuttered if it I d didn't make mako an example of ot theu man people would be praying praying- all over the place Cleveland place Cleveland Plain Dealer PY TW j I 1 It lr MAY 11 t. t Samuel Gompers was giving giving- it as his he hl II opinion that In exciting times people aro are apt to the wrong man It 1 suggested to him the story about tho the young woman in Toledo This girl had been receiving receiving- now and the then n a young man who had never made 1 love Jove to her but hut had admired her 1 greatly One evening before the tho girl 1 entered tho the parlor her mother appeared ap appeared ap- ap I and asked in a rough roush stern tone of ol voice olce what his Intentions wore Not having having- any intentions the yo youth ith turned ever every color of ot the rainbow and succeeded in saying nothing His suffering BUt suf suf- suf t fering Cering was ended b by the entrance of ot 1 I the girl who exclaimed t Mother Mother That is not the I one The The Pop Popular r Magazine 1 QUICK BUSINESS William Loeb collector of or the port portor of or New York was discussing the wondrous wondrous wondrous won won- drous speed and simplicity used In tho the transaction of ot American business says tho the Toronto Mail and Empire In a bankers banker's office the other day he said I saw a door open a head stuck Itself quickly Into the opening and a voice demanded Quarter Yep tho the bank banle president replied Mon Month r Yep 4 Four Pour half j No five Right flight The head withdrew I asked in wonderment wonderment won won- derment dermen t I What kind of at a cipher Is that you OU are talking No cipher at all the president re re- re t plied That w was s one of Chicago's leadIng leading lead lead- J Ing financiers and I have Just arranged to lend him hima a quarter million mUlton dollars t. t for lor a 0 month at I 5 G per cent cont |