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Show MR. JOHNSON NOT TO OLAMt. Good Old Lady Understood How th fl Mistake Occurred. Thcro Is n good old lady who cannot H resist speaking well ot all her nc- H qualntnnccs. On Thnnksglvlng day sho told tho H colored man who did chores about tho H place that ho might go Into tho barn- H yard nnd help himself to a chicken. Tho man obeyed with alacrity and was H most profuse In his thnnks. jH In tho cuursn of n few days tho lady's husband Informed her that on Thanksgiving day neighbors had seen H Mr. Johnson selzo two choice hens jH from tho H "I did tell him to tako one," con- H tossed tho lady regretfully, "but, you H know, dear, how Intensely Mr. John- H son celebrates tho holidays. Why, ho H simply cannot help seeing things dou- H |