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Show "a:: ultiiiaxu: ' Chicago News. Father (trying- to read) iVhafa that terrible ter-rible racket in the hall? , , ,. . Moter One of the children juot fell down the etaira. . . Father Well, vou tell the children ir they can't fait downstairs quleUy they J have to stop It. VENOM Or SNAEXS. The venom of anakea contains only Intermediary In-termediary bodies which alone would not be virulently poisonous, but the normal blood serum of .susceptible animals contains con-tains the substances which, by conjoint action with the Intermediary bodies of the venom, cause the deadly poisoning;. THE FUTURE OP PAPA. The stress of business life upon the man of the family is well typified by the following; fol-lowing; Incident: Little Mary was dlscusslna the great hereafter with her mamma, when the following; fol-lowing; ensued: , "Mamma, will you gx to heaven when you die?" "Yes. I hope so. my child." ' "Well, I hope I'll go, too. or you'll be I lonesome." "Oh, yes; and I hope your papa will to, too," - - "Oh, no. papa can't go; he can't leave the store." A SLIGHT MIS UNDERSTANDING. Just Fun. Aunt Miranda I hope you slept well last night. Uncle SUas? Tncle Bllas No. I dHn't nuther. I've ben t rubbled so consarned much with Insomnia. In-somnia. Aunt Miranda Naow. look here. Uncle Silas. I'll aive you a dollar fur every one of them things you kin find In that ere bed. . TOUGH ON rX, Stout Stranger Yes. air: wit wheat an farm produce down ter nuthln'. I tell you It's tough on us fellers. - Mr. Askem Why. are you a farmer? Stout Stranger New. I sell gold bricks. |