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Show Pitter - Patter from Here - There By Marilyn Rasmussen "A woman is nothing but a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair." "A man is nothing but a brag, a groan, and a tank of air." Searchlight FOUR STAGES OF ONE'S HAIR 1. Bald 2. Fuzz 3. Is 4. Was "Look at all those flies! Why don't you shoo them?" "It was such a nice day I thought I'd let them go barefoot." There was a young lady named Brenda, With a face like a dent in a fendah; But her pappy had money Which made her a honey, With glamma and beauty no enda. San Quentin News XVZ Nowhere Yet Asylum Zoo Fool's Day, 3491 Deer Friend, or otherwise, (mostly (most-ly otherwise): I sat myself down, pencil in hand, to typewrite you a letter while standing up. Pardon pen and ink. I don't know where I lived before be-fore I moved where I live now. When you come to see me, you can ask anyone where I live because be-cause no one knows. I am sorry we are so far together, to-gether, I wish we were closer apart. We are having more weather this year than we have ever had before. My aunt Willie, who isn't my real aunt died and is doing very nicely, hoping you are the same. Her health leaked out, and the doctor gave up all hope when she died. I am mailing you a coat by express. ex-press. I' cut the bottom off to It lighter, and put it in the pocket. If you don't get this letter, let me know, and I will mail it to you. I would have sent you the five dollars I owe you, but I sealed the envelope before I thought of it. Mine Sincerely, Myself, also Me. The Bulletin, Pittsburg, Pa. |