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Show Do You Know Me? "I am one of those ignoramuses who go to football games to make others miserable. "You've seen me ! ! I take delight in pushing push-ing people off their seats, and rubbing their noses in the dirt under the bleachers. "The game holds no interest for me, I'd much rather steal the hair ribbons and keys from the girls in front of me. This is a smart thing to do and makes her look at me. "You know me!! I can't play football in the game, so I always show off by participating participat-ing in 'gang fights' during the half so people will know that I am strong and tough. T'm not good looking, so I have to gain the attention of the girls by swearing and yelling yell-ing 'Kill the, dirty referee!' "My biggest trouble is that the most beautiful beau-tiful girls are engrossed in the football game, and either pay no attention to me or brush me off like a hair on their spotless shoul-. shoul-. ders." L. C. |