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Show Girls' Conversation Attracts Attention Of Cub Scribblers Football games are attended by many people. Many of them are girls, which are very essential to the games. They boost the morale of the players, and also make the cheers sound more enthusiastic. en-thusiastic. Girls' conversations are almost as interesting as the game. According to many Cubettes, boys talk about the silliest things technicalities, fullbacks, halfbacks, half-backs, frontbacks (whoops). But what do the girls do and talk about at the football games? Do they mention fullbacks, halfbacks, half-backs, etc? No. Do they get excited ex-cited about technicalities? No. "Good night!" some of the boys will exclaim, "What do they talk about?" It's rather hard to explain, so here is a word by word description. descrip-tion. "Helen," said a little blond junior, jun-ior, "did you see that perfectly perfect speciman of manhood that just sat down. It's Jack Green. Isn't he darling?" Helen looked around. "Where? I can't see him." "Right over there by Ralph Py-per." Py-per." "Ohhhhhh! Isn't he just too, too hey! What's happening? Everyone's standing up!" "A touchdown, I guess. Hurry, get up!" "Okay yea, South!" "Sit down, stupid. West made the touchdown, not us!" The senior girls follow the game better than do the juniors. The following is a typical conversation. "You know, Jean, I've been to almost every game this year and last, and I still think the players look like gorillas in those funny uniforms." "Silly, don't you know what the padding is for? It's to make 'em look husky. They're really quite scrawny." "Oh, is that it? Say, aren't the cheer leaders cute this year? I love the way Dick Weggeland wiggles his hands when he leads the cheering." "Yes, that is cute, and don't Eugene Sorenson and Gordon Des-pane Des-pane look darling in their uniforms?" uni-forms?" So you know what girls talk about at football games. Of course, it would be nice if only the girls from East and West talked about these things, and that the girls from South concentrated concen-trated on the game, but we must be truthful. If you disapprove of such goings on, just dial 7-2883 or 6-5007 and ask the W.A.H.O.F. Club (Why's and Hows of Football) Foot-ball) to get some girls to instruct. |