Sugar House Bulletin | 1943-12-24 | Page 3 | Just Jesting

1 VVT'f3$M That's All Wet "How did you lose your job at the dress shop, my dear?" "Just because of something I said. After I had tried 20 dresses on a woman, she said, 'I think I'd look better in something flowing' and so I asked her why she didn't go jump in the river." That's Thin "Are Charley's cattle too skinny to sell?" "Skinny? Why, right now, he could brand them two at a time by just putting put-ting carbon paper between them!" Could Be "See here, waiter there's an insect in-sect on this plate!" "Well, well. So it is. Wonder if it could be one of them vitamin bees we read so much about."