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Show SmileAujhilf That's Her Count "Bobby, how old is your sister?" "Twenty-five." "Twenty-five? She told me she was just twenty." "Oh, I expect that's because she was five before she learned to count." The man who counts in this world is the cashier. t- Get-Together Day Bitters How would you define a picnic? Jitters To mc, my friend, a picnic is a day set apart to get better acquainted with ants, bugs, worms, mosquitoes, chiggers, ticks and poison ivy. Flush Not Blush Boogy See how the bride is blushing? Woogy Go on, man. That's not a blush. That's the first flush of victory. If That's Expression Evelyn Helen sings with a great deal of expression, doesn't she? Joy Well, she makes awful faces when she does it. Something About Him "My dear, I never imagined you would marry the man you did," said Gladys. "Neither did I, my dear," replied her friend. "I disliked his ways, but I adored his means." |