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Show Rogers Says Farmer Will Get a Punch in the Jaw ... ... .; i.vi . , . I -"I ! .n in lilc ,,( Will llic K "uiiif I.li nicr i-.in.iul.iti;. "Al can hiind the farmer a couplo ot subway tickets and Hoover can slip him a blue print and that's all cither one can really deliver," says Will Honors, the Anti-Bunk candidate for President. Tn this week's Life, where the cowboy humorist is making his weekly appeal for support. Rogers discourses dis-courses on his rivals short comings as follows: "Now that the Notification Ceremonies Ceremon-ies is over, with no refusals, we can hist sit clown and figure out "What was it all about anyhow? "The object of these Notification Ceremonies was to tell Hoover and Smith what the Deligates did at Kansas Kan-sas Cliy and Houston.And what DID the Delegates do at Kansas City and Houston? They made a couple of things called platforms, and there is no more difference in the two platforms than there is in two Musical shows. How could there be? They ore both catering to the same voters. "They both want the Farmers vote. So what con they do but promise him in payment for it that they will do something for him?. The only thing about the bargin is that the Farmer has got to help them first. "I am the only Candidate that Is running on either side that has ever looked a Mule In the face (or otherwise down a corn row. I know what the farmer needs, but I can't give it to him But 1 am going to tell him, before el- ' ection that I can't give it to him and not afterwards. "A vote for me means you will be disappointment earlier than you will If you vote for either of the other two recent farmers. "I can tell you in a few words what the Farmer needs. He needs a punch in the jaw if he believes that either of the parties cares a dam about him ' after election! "That's all the Farmer needs, and that's all he'll get" |