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Show Ideal Alarm Clock. A customer had overhauled a large number of clocks of all shapes, sizes aud descriptions, but nothing seemed exactly to suit his tnstes. At length the jeweler, in despair, fetched out a massive timepiece of complicated design. de-sign. "Here, sir, is a clock which will, I think, suit your esthetic taste. At precisely ten o'clock every morning the tiny bells chime and a bird hops out and sings a carol." "I will take that if you will make a few changes In It." "With pleasure," the jeweler said. "I have a daughter," went on the customer, "and I want the clock for the room where she entertains her company. Make it so that at eleven o'clock at night a milkman's bell will ring and a newsboy will skip out and ehnut 'Morning papers.' " |