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Show How Women Fish. It doesn't serve to mellow a man's disposition to take a woman or two Into the boat when he goes bass fishing. fish-ing. For women always want to fish, yet never could they or would they stick those horrid, nasty, wriggling angleworms on the hook. So, between baiting their hooks and removing the perch and pumpkin seeds and straining strain-ing your spine to keep the boat from turning turtle and the lines from get-tiug get-tiug snarled up, you have a most enjoyable en-joyable outing, do you not? Yes, you do not ! I'll run the risk of answering answer-ing that question for you, "Zim" writes in Cartoons Magazine. And then, when you finally hook a five-pound bass weighing at least three pounds and eight ounces by his own standard scales, and play him for twenty minutes min-utes against their earnest entreaties not to bring that big, ugly thing into the boat or else they'd jump out l you calmly ease up on the line and give him slack, also his freedom, do you not? Yes, you do not ! And when the day Is spent, they tell you what a gorgeous time they have had and make you promise to fetch them again, and you promise, of course, do you not? You do like heaven.! |