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Show j u fe i All Wet Chief What are you doing with your socks on wrong side out? Boot My feet got so hot marching march-ing I decided to turn the hose on them. Daddy Did Without "Pa, dear" wheedled the fond mama, "Bobbie's teacher wrote us a note saying say-ing he must have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, heck!" growled dad. "Let him walk to school like I did." ' That's Stop! "How much have you sung?" queried the bored producer of the young lady being auditioned. ' "Down to where it says 'refrain,' 're-frain,' " she replied. "Then," he remarked dryly, "I suggest you do what it says." ' Nothing is what most people know more about than anything else in the world. Learned Late He was dug out of the wreck and carried to the nearest doctor's office: of-fice: Doctor Can I do anything for him? I'm a veterinary surgeon. Casualty That's all right, doc, I'm a jackass to think I could do 50 on those tires. No Dunce Teacher The sentence, "I had money," is in the past tense. What would the tense be if you said, "I have money"? i Jasper Pre-tense. |