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Show WALTER WJNCUELh j Notes of a New Yorker ' News Item: "Congress to Adjourn for Vacation." Hmmm. Whoever heard of a vacation after a picnic? . . . The Soviets do not want to change our U. S. They Just wanna add their S. R. . . . Most everyone has some ridiculous theory about those "flying saucers." Ackchclly, they are the mates to the famous Dish That Ran Away With the Spoon and became a fugitive from a chain cafeteria charging tall prices. . . . Ecst line on the (lying saucers, we think, was: "Anyone who tcl!s you that he has seen f.ying saucers must have been in his cups!" Francei HenJerfon uiihes to interrupt inter-rupt the column to relav the one shout the tu o InJianl. . . . They u ere iquot-tine iquot-tine on tuo dttferenl mountain top! hold, ng a conterijjion hy throuxnt up imoke iisnalt. . . . Their repartee uas halted by the fir it atomic bomh uhih, al you prohably inou, tent up a totta tmnke. . . . To u huh one ln-un fuppeJ: -I uith 1 had laid THAT." Nearly every man's home ! no longer his castle since congress made every landlord a kir.g. . . Here's a freak ang:e to the housing problem: Despite the dcra-.e need for new homes, there are 25.0C0 unemployed buiMir.g workers in New York City. . . . Churchill's rr.anuscrirt 'the initial ir.staiirr.fT.ti has been insured f r a ha'.f-m.i:. n S. . . . Mayor O'Dwyer's r.tc-ce. Joan, may shelve taking her tar exams and try for the stage. She is with the trourcrs of the CLnton Playhouse in Connecticut, cr. the Straw-Kady circuit. Sounds In the Nieht: At the Kivirra: "On Broadway. Planned Kconomy means sticking stick-ing the other ruy "ith the tab." ... In the Cub: "An iolaiionit Is a guy who didn't think e belonged be-longed In the Iat war but is trying to get us Into this one." ... At Lum Kong's: "I'd like lo c ber In something flowing. I.Ike treaml" |