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Show TOMFOOLERY By the time this reaches print we hope to be well intoft third day of our vacation; far rom those who might j6ei and justifiably so-at a terrible error that appeared in week's hospital news. It as reported that Mrs. Alma Neilson had returned to h home in Ephraim after spending seven weeks at the hospi with a heart ailment. We have since learned lrom reading the correct vers! of the story in the Ephraim Enterprise that Alma Neilson ain a she. He's a he. At that, we probably don't feel anymore foolish than ! Olsen did' at the end of a recent f rustratin day spent in . great upstate metropolis. First off someone stole his br new straw hat while he was having a quiet game of goj That would't have been so bad, but the thief, instead 0 making a clean sweep, left Bill a disreputable old head' peace of several seasons vintage. Attempting to assage his injured feeling over the loss 0; the new straw, he went to a movie. When he came out 0 theater his car was gone. This time the thief left no si stitute. Bill hot-footed it to the police station to report the stole-car. stole-car. Now comes the real sad part of this story. Before he got away from the police station he had par a $2.00 fine for parking in a taxie zone, $2.50 towing charge and in addition as stuck with taxie fare to the garage where the police tow-car had taken his automobile. Everybody, including you, dear reader, is entitled to a vacation. For that reason next week's editorial column wip be written in the historical view of Dan Rasmussen and Tor-Foolery Tor-Foolery will be filled with springtly words from the per Miriam T. Neilson. HEADIN' FOR HOME. . . .Fred Steinbroner driving ct No. 1 6 desperately looking for a hole to squeeze through as Erick Ericksen piloting car No 25 dizzily spins out durin; the last lap of the Holly Gold Cup Race. Both of these nationally nat-ionally known race car pilot will appear with some ol I world's best drivers in the big Labor Day Speedfast to tV held at the Utah State Fair Grounds at 2:30 P. M. Sept i |