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Show Hopeless An airplane flew over an Irish asylum, asy-lum, much to the consternation of the inmates. Next day two of the latter were discussing the strange machine One said: I "Do you know, I dreamt last night ' I made one of those contrivances and flew to Australia in sixty minutes." "That's strange," said the other, "for 1 had a similar dream, only I went to Melbourne In sixty seconds." "How did you go?" "Right through the earth." "Look here, my friend," said the 1 other, " you're not a lunatic you're a blithering idiot." |