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Show KELLY' USHERED TO LUREJFG DENVER, Colo., Sept. S. Jack Kelly, Kel-ly, hale, hearty and Irish, stood la the police court awaiting sentence for disorderly conduct He was the oasis In the desert, the one shaven man omong thirty untidy vags. "Your honor," he said, "It started ut the races, where I won a little ride bet, and It ended in the Mozart cafe, after tho officer .had thrown me out three times for disagreeing with the waiters." Kelly was the very picture of what a millionaire should look like If I1I3 wealth could buy his happiness "Why did you go back after the officer had sent you home?" asked the judge. "Because," answered tho culprit, "every time I closed that door be hind me. some ono inside, Just to make me ' mad. your honor, would olng, 'Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly"' Kel-ly"' and I went back to show them what I looked like." |