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Show JUST FOR FUN i Bill's Amendment. i The teacher asked the little boy his name. ''Jule." rerlled the lad "You must'nt say 'Jule,'" explained the teacher. "You must say 'Julius.'" Then she asked the n.-xt little loy I his name and he piped up good and loud, ''Bllllous.' " Lewlston Journal. Tough Job. "Ml flesh Is grass" sighed the landlady. land-lady. "I'd hate to have to mow a meadow of beefsteak like this' growled her boarder, throwing down his Knife In disgust. Boston Transcript- I I Where Dtd She Get It. First Lady Did you notice Mrs. 'Awkes 'ad a black eye? Second Lady Did I not? And 'or 'ufeband not out of prison for another week! I don't call it respectable! Answers, The Errand. "Did you call?" asked the messenger messeng-er boy. "Yes, take this letter" "Oh, I'm not on nuty. I just made a bet with one of the other bos that you called, and come around to decide de-cide it" Washington Star. Vegetable Solitude. "What's the title of your new book Riter?" 'Tm calling jt 'Salad for the Solitary!" Soli-tary!" ''Iau't that a bit stale? Why not call it 'Lettuce Alone'?" Boston Transcript. |