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Show That for printing of the better kind, call 151. DID YOU KNOW? That he used to call his wife Daisy, but after last night he ought to call her his "Black-eyed Susan." That auctioneers speak louder than their words. That a losing battle is where you stay to fight it out. That a friend in need is a friend who is willing to sign the deed. That past is past and present is present pres-ent and ne'er the twain shall meet. That the Press-Bulletin Circulation Contest is going along at a lively clip. That if you have not entered the race for the many prizes offered it is not too late yet. That good clean competition is the spice of business. - That many a girl calls herself a live wire because all she " has on is , charged. That anger doesn't pay, thinks Dan. It is better to swallow a lump in one's throat than to spit it out. That many of our girls are devoted to Art, but only one of them gets him. That a salesman is a fellow who makes you think he thinks you're right. That the autos will never make too much noise for us to hear mother say dinner is ready. That a well read man is the one who has read all the books you figured you'd read sometime. That you don't like to get your name in the paper any better than the paper likes to get its name in front of you. That the machine that adds up the sum total of human happiness usually us-ually has a subtraction attachment on the darn thing. That the billing' and cooing doesn't stop in June. At worst only the cooing stops. i That it is strange how a young woman wo-man with arms and chest bare can pass inspection in a restaurant, but let a man enter in a sleeveless undershirt un-dershirt and he will be thrown out. That cleanliness is next to impossible. impos-sible. That few are so blind says Johnnie, as not to be able to distinguish the long green. That dead men tell no tales, but Joe says sometimes their tombstones are awful liars. That opportunities come to those who make use of the small ones. |