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Show Did It Ever ! Occur to You That the people of Bingham may get fooled but with a sworn affidavit it will take any person quite a time to fool Uncle Sam. That several of the Pool Halls in camp are 'infested nightly with minors. That a number of vagrants were shipped out of camp hurriedly hur-riedly on Wednesday morning. That one clique may be in operation, op-eration, but oiiiers can be formed. ti?ns there is no occasion to call them blind. . ' .. That .the third party black horse may prove to be a white one. -.; .. That prosperity does not bring contentment as quick as it brings new troubles. , - That no girl could dance better bet-ter and you ought to see the boys fall in line. ! That Hogan's Milk stands the test, its the best baby food. That now is the time to make arrangements about the cleaning clean-ing up of your yard. That there is no grass in Bingham but there are plenty of snakes. . ' , " . ' That it is your duty to do your utmost to clean-up and beautify your community and town. Start your spring cleaning now. That the schoolhouse is a good 1 place to demonstrate "Safety First" methods but why do it privately . That one of man's best imitators imita-tors is said to be the monkey. That a man should so live that his conscience should have an occasional rest. That men might be alright it they married the same women. That there are many silk hats that haven't a statesman's head in them. That since the advent of a nurse in the dental parlors the boys are all beginning to worry about their teeth but we can't. That in spite of all that happens hap-pens in W ashington, the country will never go to the dogs. That bobbed hair is always appreciated on young ladies between be-tween the ages of six and twelve. That there is no corporation in this great U. S. A. who looks better after the interests of its employees than the Mountain States Telephone Co. if you dispute the statement ask the employees yourself. That instead of seeking a bonus bon-us the soldier boys should have asked for Muscle Shoals. That nobody worries in Bingham Bing-ham hnw rloan nvmlp kwi Hipm ' " --r - f selves but we do know the same laundry rates exist here as at Salt Lake City and we have never nev-er heard of any one having been prevented from sending their laundry to Twin' Falls, Idaho, if they desired. That the ladies are anxiously waiting Mrs. Parsons big Easter Millinery Sale on April 1 and 2. That the prohibition officers are kept rather busy these days. That if the doctors told all they knew it would be a hot country. That if you start, even in the oil business, you cannot be a 1 success to start with, and it is said there are people in it who will prove absolute failures. That when a woman loses hei temper, she isn't long in advertising adver-tising her loss. That all the pupils of the Bingham High are anxiously a-waiting a-waiting the commencement exercises ex-ercises on the new building. That a third party will give one a chance to cuss the other two. That when people are looking tor publicity they are entitled to all they get. That the Government raiders didn't even forget the hotels here on Wednesday. That one of the sheriff's was severely criticised by the prosecuting prose-cuting attorney this week. That there is no danger of bothering about the germs on any kind of money in this camp. That some girls have an idea when they start smoking cigarettes cigar-ettes it will make a man of them but they're wrong. That there is only one woman in congress, and she is the least hysterical of the whole gang. That Jack's place at 77 West Second South St. Salt Lake City is headquarters for all kinds of fishing tackle. That because a party who is in love can overlook imperl'ec- |