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Show German for 'creditor. " W'juhlnst0" Star. An Exciting Personage. "I suppose you find life easier since the summer board. have pone." "Nope." replied Farmer Orntoswl : "we're working an' worr.vln' just as much as ever try In' to keep the hired man content.!." Washington Star. "Just wait till our glee club geU to practicing." Washington Star. It Comes Eventually. Ardent, cool, distant, warm, So wax hub and wife, Turmoil, joy, sunshine, storm Such is married life. Pittsburg Post. At Last He Knows. Pillows I never realized till three years ago why Dobbins was alwas preaching patience. Houlsters What made you realizo It then? Pillows I lent him $10. A Human Iceburg. Nell That Miss Copleigh Is an awfully aw-fully cold wort of a girl. Hello Mercy. Yes. Why, she's so frigid that wherever she goes on rainy days it snows. Boston Traus-cript. Traus-cript. The Getaway Fellow9. "What is this 'wanderlust' you read of so often as compelling people to leave home?" "I don"t know," replied Mr. Cumrox, "but' Judging from my ohsorvatlou of poop.- who have it. 'wanderlust' Is JUST FOR FUN Handicapped. Masters Willie and Tommy, whose parents are next door neighbors on the north side, do not get along as nmicably as might be expected. A few days ago Willie came hurrying to his mother, his entrance heralded by an anguished wall of woe. "Now, what's the matter?" asked mamma. "Why, b.ohoo, it's Tommy," he shrieked plaintively; "he's making! faces at me." "Well," exclaimed mamma, "didn't I tell you not to play with Tommy?" ' W-w-well." he sobbed, "1 ain't playing play-ing with liiui. lie's over iu his yard making faces at me." "Oh, well,"' said his mamma, "can't you make faces at him?" "W-w-wcll, boo-hoo, 1 did," walled Dillle, "but he's bo much homlier 'an me that he skins me every time." Pittsburg Gazette-Times. Cruel Thrust. Marino Artist Yes, here is my latest lat-est picture, entitled "The Pirate Ship." If I keep on trying my canvasses can-vasses may yet attract attention in the marine world. Miss Tobasco Yes, If you scwod enough of them together they might make a right fair sized boat sail. Chicago News. Slippery Places. In slippery spots the wicked stand But some defy the fates. And travel through tho land As If they had on skates. The Worst to Come. "Do you think we have heard th worxt of the discord3 In our party?" "Not ywt," replied the rouslcfll man |
