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Show 4. I Worms, Gorillers and Evolution By ItlTCHEL PIXLEY I (Our Own Special Correspondent) MOGADORE. Dor ft. I Kr..n n. cracking good thing by your Washington Washing-ton war editor. "The Worm and God," Which says this: "If Nature hadn't created the earth I I worm, vegetation upon the hard crust of tho planet would have come to nought. The earth worm was needed to borrow Into the. ground, Bofti n It aerate It. enrich it and thus propar-1 it for Nature's first seeds, In an acre of ground ten tons of earth pass annually an-nually through tho earth worms' bodies, bod-ies, Why did Nature devise so lngen- j lous and necessary an apparatus?" To yours truly, such little facts ls paralyzing on these hero evolution! ' We've sure got to hav e I he worms Mud, aecordin" to the evotutioners, WO got 'em by accident. But everything's accident with them evoluters. Seven oi eight hundred million years ayo. n ball of mlamln' ; gas was accidentally whirim somewhere some-where up above. A part accidentally flew off and got cool. Then some carbon, car-bon, nitrogen and moisture got together, to-gether, by accident, and produced, by accidental spontaneous generation, the 1 protosplasm. This critter had life and J rfothln' else much but is accidentally became a worm and its children ac-cldentally ac-cldentally evoluted about eight hundred hun-dred million years to produce man. It, was a long period chock rull of accidents, acci-dents, with no whys In it. Human beln's nowadays Is makln' such monkeys of themselves, ev ry-where, ry-where, male and female, that a fellow 1 can sit pretty complaisant unuei charges ot bain' great grandson to a gorlller, but the evoluters produces us and the gorlller from the worm and my plrilosofick soul shouts in wonder !2 : (he accident which set some of j those old worms to becornin' men and kept other right on passin' ten tons of dirt through 'em so that the manl- j fied worms could raise corn, pumpkins, pump-kins, turnips ;inl such |