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Show IKE WALTON MAKES PLANS FOR OPENING OF FISHING SEASON IN MANY SECTIONS iill ..H New Rules Adopted for Lovers of Great Outdoor' Sport; Even Though Fisherman Mav Catch Nothing He Multiplies His Catch By Six; June 15 Is the Day of Fun! BY Li s GO VTI'S NV i bat the sap has Rone well up Into the trees It's time for the .. tBllH to. start stlrrhng In the fishermen' heads. This doesn't mean that they're ibbbbbbb! sapheada, not by uuUe a few forkfuls, but just about the time, when th lplH i.uilfi are all astir and I he fields and hills begin to look real Bolasco like. llll the chronic fisherman hears the all of the wild fish and hies himself off IH to the nearest corner grocery store and buys a license. HO grabs bis 'plH tobacco coupon fishing rod. drinks a hasty lunch. glvc Lizzie a twist and J meanders; down to the nearest stream tifhsPB the shining beauties are known IH to habitats, determined to cant fire complete set of fish. iin 1 i'r 9bbbbbbbi One of the rules of the 1922 fishing leaguo Is that you must havo water to fish. After the fisherman locales a body of water to whii h there Is no water meter attached. he sets his home-made lunch down by the stream with the cork up He then digs up all aroumt the fishing place like u hungry hen until he apprehends a couple of perfectly peaceful worms. These worms havo been simmering in the ground all winter never dreaming Mini their neutrality would bo violated by the dynasty of fislierim n. He then proceeds to use the struggling worms for decoys to snar.- y.iung fish away Horn their homes. La there any fish who is sate? After watching tho average fisher-1 man for a while you are convinced that Simple Simon wasn't so simple after all When Simon felt an attat k of fishing coming over him he would get out his rod and line and fish all over a water bucket. He know ho wouldn't catch anything so he wa nevor disappointed Bui the modern fisherman will page a ten-Inch trout in a million acre lake all summer He' will park himself under a tree for L0 hour at a stretch hoping to catch a six-inch cat fish In a 10-acre pond. i Usually he never gets anything Tho only thing ho gets' Is older The fish stay away from him so long you think a waiter must he bringing them. But the genuine fisherman never learns anything. You ca Vt get into tho army with flat feet but you can become a second lieutenant with a flat head! And the way a fisherman can stretch the truth! Even when he rati lies nothing he multiplies it by ; m'ji six. li be catches a flivw fish he . jl udds to it a Packard engine" and a, I I IgggH RpllS'Royce tbhneau an.t the fish gel bigger with each repetition of tie IMP IlIHsBBBBBBBs! story If fish were as bbr as the fib- H told about them grocers would have to sell sardines In box car.- In-'cad of ffH cans. (.'' iH lu III 7SvBBSSbSSSS However, the fisherman is the only fHil iH real sportsman In the whole world He T BBBBB would rathet eauh fish than buy them and he never shoots a fish that hasn't I LasBB full tjrov. n antlers No game warden f I has ever caught a fisherman carrying nsBBBBB home more fish than he could carry HsBBBBB tlpjjg There are several ways of getting 'iBBBBBB! fish The surest Is to order them from 'BsbbV the menu However, if you arenH par- H tlcular about getting fish you may go JH to iig.b-n canyon. South t ork. North Fork, Stillwater, Middlefork. Beaver 'BSBB Utah Iake, ITovo river, the Logan rlv- er or scores of other places. mm A real honest follower of Ike Wal-ton Wal-ton will ferment n the jiot sun for days. He cutches everything but fish Yet he makes no attempt to escape from a fishing trip If a Judge should look Into his lunch and sentence him to one he would get soro'. BBsl Fishing business Is fastening Itself H onto works like little pigs In blue mud. With trout season opening right away lines and hooks will be flying through air like flakes In a blizzard It's ihe universal sport. When you feel PH a fit of fishing . omlng on better hike ,PH to the open places Can't stop this disease any more than a drink of wood alcohol can stop pain In the stomach. sH Can't be done! Lfl |