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Show rff SP9KT CnATTEr 9Al ' TrEX RICKARD has L'--n united to A stage another Dempsey-Carpen-tier boxing entertainment. This time the offer comes from London and from ML present indications the mill will be i staged during the early summer. e would sucgi-Ni that the tilt be m a q I jj& July i. If possible, in ordei tho wt might again celebrate the declaration XXS of independence. HH An offer of $300,000 for a mill on H9 'he other side of the pond should at- Ps tract any battler to tho old world. Es- H padally should this be true when B Skipper Jack Kearns of the Batth-- K9 ship Dempsey Is having such a hard Ktfl tlmo lindlng opponents for his cham- H9 HHVJ BH Bill Settle has invented a new swim- HHJH ining cap which prevents a person's BJInH goatee from becoming wet Those who BBJI wish to full into the swimming pool at BB9J 'he Wasatch Athletic club arc urged BKVj to take notice of this announcement. BsT" a 1 W n if VOI R STEP BJH Do ) ou know that on Friday the HJHJB9 Thirteenth you should keep your eye HJHJHJ pealed lest your foot carry you on some cast-off clothing of the noted Egcl anana family, jgfr- 11 B&j That It is more blessed to give o BJBJBJ banana peel on undisputed right to BJBJBJ lie on the sidewalk than to receive JPJHI your friends at the receiving hospital. BJBJBH That a sail along the old Green 9 Kiver may often wreck tho friend, That walkiAg is goou for the .'Mi. i, at U V,ard on shoe leaiher and i i ri-w ned upon by the ttreet car com-B-B-BA pany. Ha i BJBJ That the Yankees were not only BJBJPJI a baseball team. BBBBi B That Harper's Ferry did not run BJBJEI on a 20-mInutc schedule. B That Cleopatra did not try to get BJBBA any cure for snake bite and that wo BJBJBJ have oodles of gents now who are cn- JB-pfl deavorlng to find Just a wee something B-HLBJ with a resemblunce of "snake bite." J e BJBAVJ That Paul Revere was not an BJIBI honeat-to-goodnasa JooKey HH No, gentle reader, AlberU. Medl- I cine Hat is not a doctor's head cov- I erer. - 1.171 A II LAP Advertisement Got ahead in the world, become a hat salesman. The fc-llow that sang. "Will Thero Be Any Stars In My Crown?" must have been relating to his sky-piece or talking through his hat. Lani ing i- to be featured at the new Wasatch club. That la the latest poi ket edition Kuth St. Denis, the ClaaslcaJ dancer, should draw packed houses for President Jim Downlug, If she Is signed to a contract. ' ' The hoop contest next Friday evening even-ing between the i gdn Tigers and the H" b. i- Normal quint will bo some I game The ;uldltlon of Theron Jones , to the Weber lineup should aid thfm , materially In their battle for pennant honors i. n - ppi:k. Trackslers of the University of Utah 'an- already cavorting around In tin Ir abbreviated togs. The B. V. D. artists are now In training for the indooi meet, which will be held at Salt Lake early In April, and also for the state Intercollegiate tilts which will be fea- I tured In May Mil Romney is playing a consistent' brand of ball on the boon court fm the University of Chicago Milt ha an eagle eye and places tho leather through the nianlla strtngs with keen' regularity. S-h-h-h-h! Twill soon be time for his umps" to beller forth, "Play! ball!" |